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Song Parodies -> "Shoot-a-Taliban or two"

Original Song Title:

"Pick A Pocket Or Two"

Original Performer:

Oliver Twist Movie

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot-a-Taliban or two"

Parody Written by:

Sim

The Lyrics

lol...it's a bit stuffed, but funny.
sung] In this life, one thing counts
The talibans get shot, then they shout
I'm afraid they are very gay,
You've gotta shoot-a-taliban or two

You've got to shoot-a-taliban, Americans,
You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two.

[Americans]
Talibans don't grow on trees
Get out and shoot-a-taliban or two.

[sung] Why should we all waste time (AT LEAST?)?,
Stupidly,
Making World Peace.
Better get some grenades and a gun,
You gotta shoot-a-taliban or two.

You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two, Americans,
You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two.

[Americans]
Why should we all waste our time?
Better shoot-a-taliban or two.

[sung] Osama Bin Laden, what a crook!
Had to bomb, as soon as he looked.
The bombers sucked, but they made big bucks.
Get out and shoot-a-taliban or two.

You've got to shoot-a-taliban, Americans
You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two.

[Americans]
Osama Bin Laden was far too good
Now we gotta launch a bomb at him or two.


Take a tip from George Bush
He can bomb, Bin Laden's Toosh.
I recall, he started small
He had to shoot-a-taliban or two.

You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two, boys
You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two.

[Americans]
We can be like old George Bush
If we shoot-a-taliban or two.




[FAGIN]
When I see a dirty terriost,
I feel like bombing, the awful bitch
Only to get some freaking revenge,
We have to shoot-a-taliban or two.

You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two, boys
You've got to shoot-a-taliban or two.

[Americans]
Just to get some freaking revenge......We have to shoot-a-taliban or two!!!

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