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Song Parodies -> "Where Is Dog ?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Is Love ?"

Original Performer:

Oliver! (the musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Where Is Dog ?"

Parody Written by:

Paree Dee

The Lyrics

I keep telling myself, "Just one more parody, and then I'll finish my taxes." 'Tis a tale told by an idiot...
Where Is Dog ?

Where is dog?
Is he sleeping by the log?
Is he on a spree, while running free,
Or playing in the bog?
Where is he
Pissing by the apple tree?
How it hurts my gut! That mongrel mutt
Is hiding out from me.
Who can say how much it galls,
Trying to avoid my calls.
Hoping he's not hurt, been gone so long
I love him, right or wrong
Where is dog?

Collar in my hand, and lead.
In the doghouse, yes, indeed !
Now he is beside his mistress who
Fills his bowl, scoops his poo.
There !
There is dog!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Question asked and answered in a zen/Aristotelian manner. 5s
Phil Alexander - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent... and a refreshing change to the annoying original lyric :-)
Paree Dee - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys ! I don't even own a dog, but had a houseguest yesterday, large black Lab, who darted out the gate. Strange way to get an inspiration...
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
love a story with a happy ending
Rick C - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Inspiration is a fickle thing. I have a black lab but, he's never inspired me to write a parody. He has insisted that I throw a ball every day since he was born though. Well done. 555
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Missed this earlier, too.....great poetry, here...has human interest and is consistent..five bones
Tommy Turtle - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Allegorical? Wherever he is, he's in the doghouse now... Arf! x 5
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but clever parody, 5's
Paree Dee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, happy ending for me, perhaps, but poor pooch... lol Rick, there's your inspiration ! I throw a ball...balll...ball ball, I throw a ball (Beach Boys).. AFW: Canine interest, perhaps. And thanks for tossing me a bone! TT: No allegory intended !! Only YOU would read that much into a simple tail... Larry: Thanks !
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Bow wow! There is dog, and there is mirth! 555

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