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Song Parodies -> "Tony Roma's!"

Original Song Title:

"Oklahoma!"

Original Performer:

Oklahoma! (The Musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Roma's!"

Parody Written by:

Forteen

The Lyrics

I have not written one in a long time. Please give me a good score.
To-----ny Roma's
Where the horse is cooked on open flame
And the rhino meat's
A special treat
If you miss it, that would be a shame
To-----ny Roma's
Where the dog is worth at least a try
There's no mutton here
Just mutt, I fear
But it tastes like ham, just close your eyes

Why sit home alone with a can
Of disgusting inedible spam?

When you can just--- go
And see your buddy T. Ro-
ma, he will feed you
Till you are full, Tony Ro-ma
Tony Roma, ok!
Perfect scores will be appreciated. Thank you.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Arwen - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Forteen...is it really you? I'm so happy to see that you're out and about again. And this is quite a triumphant return, I might add. Very well written, and some funny stuff. I have to disagree on the sentiment of this parody, however...I LOVE Tony Roma's. What are you, crazy??
Rex - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
PMS - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Deliciously funny!
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Now that's the kind of pork spending I can appreciate. Five racks. Of ribs.
Tony Roamer - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
If'n this ain't the dad gum worstest parodee I never heerd, I'll eat my saddle.
The Real Tony - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
LOLOL!

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