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Song Parodies -> "Blurry When I Binge Non-stop"

Original Song Title:

"Surrey With The Fringe On Top"

Original Performer:

Oklahoma Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Blurry When I Binge Non-stop"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when i take you out tonight with me
honey, here's the way its gonna be
i like to blow off steam...can't hold my horses
i'm the meanest drunk you'll ever see

creeps and chumps, from me, better scurry
or i'll take them out in a hurry
i will beat them up with a fury
when i binge non-stop

when i drink, i act like a nut, here
i may smash a head with a butt, here
send a knee right into a gut, here
then those guys just drop

i sure ain't yellow when i guzzle 'em down
my head gets light as a feather
when i'm mad, its curtains and a foe i will pound
if two...i will crack heads together

two wise guys were sittin' and drinkin'
they must die, is what i'm a-thinkin'
i cannot keep my head when i'm stinkin'
i karate chop
and my life gets kinda blurry when i'm bingin' non-stop

see my dukes fly out in a flurry
when i booze, i fight and don't worry
i'm a drunken lout and i'm blurry...when i binge non-stop

i've no sense and i don't know no better
i just foam like a crazed irish setter
i like to swing as my whistle gets wetter
and a 'tude, i cop

my mind gets frazzled and it don't take long
till i look for a guy to work over
i'm easily rattled and i feel like king kong
but i'm nice enough when i'm sober

how i wish i weren't on a bender
how i wish i weren't on a bender
how i wish i weren't on a bender
soon some guy, i'll pop
i'm afraid that life gets blurry when i'm bingin' non-stop




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Ravyn Rant - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
AFW - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Been there, done that...fine work, alvin
adagio - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one! 5's
alvin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn, AFW and adagio
Kristof Robertson - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Shee-hit, Al...I was gonna take you out for a beer next time I was in the US....rethinkin' that plan now! ;-) 555
Paul Robinson - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, it's a good thing this guy ain't in one of my "pornodies"...things could get really ugly. 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks kristof...oh c'mon...i'll be good....thanks paul....yeah, getting beat up would be the LEAST of their problems
John Barry - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This Surrey's surely funny.
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that... 5-5-5
alvin - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john and macphisto
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