While we're on the topic of homosexuals & tabloids, I'd like to say that I once saw some tabloid in my local supermarket that claimed that one factor that influenced the Virginia Tech Massacre was the shooter's secret gay relationship, or something like that

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Love it and masterful title to boot...five Hait-style limp wrists...

Oh, forgot to mention... congrats on your tenth parody here and your own page! (are you actually Guy DeRito or some old-timer pro submitting under a new name? IMHO, your stuff is that good.... hmmmm..... sorta like you wuz born with a full set of adult teeth! )

Thanks Dylan, Ann and TJC. I've been writing parodies on my own for a while, but I have just now started to get better at it after reading all the stuff on this site! I'm excited to be on the list of parody authors now!

what a crack-up...glad to have you aboard....you fit right in

Notice sh/she doesn't say their name. ; )

EXCELLENT PARODY. . .and while I haven't heard of Oprah being gay, it was GREAT to read something that asked, what is so scanalous about being gay? Last I checked, over 15% of the country is openly gay, so it's really not shocking anymore. . .You've earned my 'fanship'

...if you read the tabloids, it's over 100% of the country. Sort of like how statistics also show that six out of every four women have been raped.

If over 100% of the country were openly gay, then Julius Caesar would be a Red Communist. In other news: 5 outta 4 people have a problem with fractions.

. . .well, I'm talking about the actual scientific studies on social behavoirs. . .I don't read tabloids for the very reason that you ended your statement. Tabloids say that 6 out of every 4 women have been raped, sadly--that's probably being light, they're statistics make no sense. I agree with you on that one. I think it's appalling that the yellow journalism has gotten as out of hand as it has. 125% of ex felons will reoffend. . .every drunk driver has killed 20 people. . .every sex offender has 5,000 victims (that'd be every person in the country 3 times over I might add as a victim) and Every Gay Person wants to get married. . .I don't know where they pull these fake statistics from, but that's why I don't play into the media, government or any of the false hysteria news that is produced in today's society. . .I only read the scientifc studies.

Yeah, I think one problem with Iraq is the way that the media's covering it. It seems that they only focus on the negative stuff such as the car bombings & the killing of US troops, and less of the positive stuff, such as the humanitarian work being done or the work on restoring Iraq's government, military, & stuff. Thus, not enough of the general public believes in the troops, and I fear that the veterans of this war may not get enough respect. As Calvin Coolidge once said, "The Nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten". Think about that, eh?

Thanks to everyone who commented!