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Song Parodies -> "Shirley With A Hinge And Lock"

Original Song Title:

"The Surrey With The Fringe On Top"

Original Performer:

Oklahoma

Parody Song Title:

"Shirley With A Hinge And Lock"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Sucks and licks and peeks are in order
As I scan my girl at the border,
But as I scan my girl at the border,
There's a slight roadblock..
Intense passion, horny, I hurry
Bedroom crashin'..warm for my Shirley,
But, bad luck I'm stuck with a Shirley
With a hinge and lock...

Her hair is yellow, she's the prettiest 'round
Her best friends, Jennie and Heather
Spent the whole night flirtin'..made my heartbeat pound
She tickled my tweaks like a feather..

Dinner, drinks, and winkin' and thinkin'
Pictured loungerie and some slinkin
But, looks like I'm shot down like Lincoln
Left with awe and shock..
Cuz' I'm stuck here with a Shirley in a hinge and a lock

I can feel my eyes gettin' blurry,.
Chas-tit-y belt covers her furry
I can't get it on with my Shirley in a hinge and lock
Forecast cloudy, bad lovin' weather,
Can't do naughty things, I would rather,
My love boat's tied up with a tether,
Harbored at the dock..

The bull can't bristle, it skeedaddles along
No gettin' inside to the clover
The needle is ready for a phonograph song
But no way for playin' it over..

Such frustration goes on forever,
No gas station for pumpin' lever,
I guess I'll just scrap my endeavor
Be a losin' jock..

Gotta' give up on my Shirley with a hinge and a lock

Gotta' give up on my Shirley with a hinge and a lock

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Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - Way to belt this out! (And don't call me Shirley!) ;D
Rod - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like it might actually be more fun to ride a real surrey..! Reminds me of..uh, never mind.. Fine parody on a great old song.
AFW - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Many thanks, OM, and Rod
LadyNoChance - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
yes, Sir L'Air de Farce, Mighty Duke 0Edge, many a Knight of the '~Horned-Table~ sadly made this same disCoverHery . . .
AFW - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Creative comments, LCC..right you are..
Belle - December 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Well.....where there's a will there's a way? hehehehe clever title.
AFW - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Belle

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