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Song Parodies -> "The Three Musketeers"

Original Song Title:

"The Music Man"

Original Performer:

Nursery Rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"The Three Musketeers"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Here are a few characters singing a song. Don't worry if you haven't heard of them, they're not very famous.
(Charlie Anderson)
I am the Physics man.
I come from far away.
And you are playing . . .

(Angeline Taylor and Nicholas Cumming)
What are they playing?

Charlie Anderson:
They play my temper.
One more sound and I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
One more sound and I'll kill you
Don't think I'm joking!

(Nicholas Cumming)
I am the Irish man.
I have a big black dog
My big black dog . .

(Angeline Taylor and Charlie Anderson)
His big black dog . .

(Nicholas Cumming)
I called him Charlie
Charlie after Anderson
Charlie after Anderson
My very best best friend.

(Angeline Taylor)
I am the mad woman
I come from far away
And I can dance . . .

(Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
Yes, she can dance!

(Angeline Taylor)
I dance to opera
I dance along to Beethoven
I dance along to Beethoven
I love opera

(Angeline Taylor, Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
We are all different
But we all come from foreign Planets
And we call ourselves . . .
Yes, we call ourselves
The three musketeers
We are the three musketeers
Angeline, Nick and Charlie
The three musketeers

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Will, not only do I not know the subject of your parody, but I can't recall the original song, either. (Popularly known as DKTOS around here). Can you explicate a bit further on this? Leme guess, you are not from the U.S. right?
Will Agrudis Glover - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
the original lyrics go something like i am the music man i come from far away and i can play (what can you play) i play piano and so on PS for nicholas cumming i typed ''i am the irish man'' i meant ''scottish man''
g****** t***** - January 12, 2009 - Report this comment
F$#* this S*%@ A$$ holes

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