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Song Parodies -> "The Three Musketeers"
Original Song Title:
"The Music Man"
Original Performer:
Nursery Rhyme
Parody Song Title:
"The Three Musketeers"
Parody Written by:
Will Agrudis Glover
The Lyrics
Here are a few characters singing a song. Don't worry if you haven't heard of them, they're not very famous.
(Charlie Anderson)
I am the Physics man.
I come from far away.
And you are playing . . .
(Angeline Taylor and Nicholas Cumming)
What are they playing?
Charlie Anderson:
They play my temper.
One more sound and I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
One more sound and I'll kill you
Don't think I'm joking!
(Nicholas Cumming)
I am the Irish man.
I have a big black dog
My big black dog . .
(Angeline Taylor and Charlie Anderson)
His big black dog . .
(Nicholas Cumming)
I called him Charlie
Charlie after Anderson
Anderson
Anderson
Charlie after Anderson
My very best best friend.
(Angeline Taylor)
I am the mad woman
I come from far away
And I can dance . . .
(Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
Yes, she can dance!
(Angeline Taylor)
I dance to opera
I dance along to Beethoven
Beethoven
Beethoven
I dance along to Beethoven
I love opera
(Angeline Taylor, Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
We are all different
But we all come from foreign Planets
And we call ourselves . . .
Yes, we call ourselves
The three musketeers
We are the three musketeers
Musketeers
Musketeers
Angeline, Nick and Charlie
The three musketeers
I am the Physics man.
I come from far away.
And you are playing . . .
(Angeline Taylor and Nicholas Cumming)
What are they playing?
Charlie Anderson:
They play my temper.
One more sound and I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
One more sound and I'll kill you
Don't think I'm joking!
(Nicholas Cumming)
I am the Irish man.
I have a big black dog
My big black dog . .
(Angeline Taylor and Charlie Anderson)
His big black dog . .
(Nicholas Cumming)
I called him Charlie
Charlie after Anderson
Anderson
Anderson
Charlie after Anderson
My very best best friend.
(Angeline Taylor)
I am the mad woman
I come from far away
And I can dance . . .
(Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
Yes, she can dance!
(Angeline Taylor)
I dance to opera
I dance along to Beethoven
Beethoven
Beethoven
I dance along to Beethoven
I love opera
(Angeline Taylor, Nicholas Cumming and Charlie Anderson)
We are all different
But we all come from foreign Planets
And we call ourselves . . .
Yes, we call ourselves
The three musketeers
We are the three musketeers
Musketeers
Musketeers
Angeline, Nick and Charlie
The three musketeers
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Hey Will, not only do I not know the subject of your parody, but I can't recall the original song, either. (Popularly known as DKTOS around here). Can you explicate a bit further on this? Leme guess, you are not from the U.S. right?
the original lyrics go something like i am the music man i come from far away and i can play (what can you play) i play piano and so on PS for nicholas cumming i typed ''i am the irish man'' i meant ''scottish man''
F$#* this S*%@ A$$ holes
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