Don't let's be beastly to the racists
When their bigotry's unutterably dumb
They self-identify as Nazis
Think they're better 'cause they're white
But aren't they much more cuddly
When renamed to "alt-right"?
Let's be nice to them
Give lots of good advice to them
And try to forget how nasty they've become
Let's give them hardly any grief
And let them march, armed to the teeth
But don't let's be beastly to those scum!


We must be kind,
And with an open mind
We must endeavour to find a way
To let the racists know that we have mulled it over:
That other side is just as bad as they

It has to be
So when the racists see
Us topple the General Lee
We mustn't let them feel upset,
Or ever get the feeling
That we're cross with them or hate them,
Official policy is damn near to fellate them.


Don't let's be beastly to the racists
The cesspool of fear and hatred they've become
Let's try not to point out to them
That they have come to be
The irrefutable disproof
Of white supremacy

Let's not shout at them
And day by day point out to them:
Though slavery's gone, they still should not be glum
We shan't be sharp and bicker-y
E'en though they're all swastika-y
No, don't let's be beastly to those scum


Don't let's be beastly to the racists
The Confed'racy's return still hasn't come
Though there may be some who feel
That losing slaves is such a loss
To fly that Dixie flag makes
More than just the Southern cross

Let's all say to them
That KKK's OK again
Though it's hard for the SJWs to stay schtumm
Let's try to build rapport again
Not fight the Civil War again
So don't let's be beastly to those scum!