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Song Parodies -> "Green Giant"

Original Song Title:

"Green Stamps"

Original Performer:

Nilo Menendez

Parody Song Title:

"Green Giant"

Parody Written by:

A2Z

The Lyrics

It's delicious Green Giant.
It comes in little Green Cans;
I keep on buying these cans.
I love the way they taste!

Whenever I go buy it.
I wanna start a riot!
Sweet peas are a delight,
Never ever go to waste.

First of all they've got green beans.
And also they sell corn, creamed.
They have about anything
That could ever be found.

And also the Green Giant
is perfect for my diot...
This entire week I
Gained only thirteen pounds!

Main ingredient's just filler;
That's why it tastes so killer.
Make's better cauliflower.
That's why it's so deluxe.

Plus it's also name-brand
'Cause it is the Green Giant.
And that's the only reason
It's an entire seven bucks!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 107

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A2Z - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Hold on, if this is view 40, then how did I get 106 triple 5s?
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Because some ahole knows how to wipe the cookies from the voting system and insert as many votes as they want in any direction. The rating system is totally nebulous.
A2Z - September 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Oh, I heard about him. I hope at least one of my triple fives is real.

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