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Song Parodies -> "Sharon Whats This?"
Original Song Title:
"Whats This?"
Original Performer:
Nightmare Before Christmass theme songs
Parody Song Title:
"Sharon Whats This?"
Parody Written by:
Alex Zander
The Lyrics
As Song by Ozzy Osbourne Him Self.
Sharon What's this? What's this?
There's dog turd everywhere
What's this?
There's F****king bubbles in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Ozzy, this isn't fair
What's this?
Sharon! What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
My Daughter Kelly singing songs
Sharon! What's this?
The house are lined with
Little doggies laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?
There are Jack throwing knieves here
Instead of throwing fire
They're busy fighting all the time
And absolutely no one's listing
The cats have pissed on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warnth
That's the dogs peeing on my legs
Sharon Oh, look
What's this?
Two old ladies cooking bread, on tv
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Mostly nobody really listing
What's this?
What's this?
In here they've got a little skull, how weired
And who would ever think
And why?
They're scareing all the nabours with all sorts of things
They've thrown a burning log in the window "Thinks"
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
Sharon! What's this?
Oh my, what now?
The Jack and Kelly are asleep
But look, there ment to be at school you see
No chance, no motivation here to scream and scare them
Oe ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dremaland
What's this?
The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear Loud music in the air
The smell of Cat food and Barretoos
IS absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds
They're eveywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
Thsi empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
Sharon! What is this?
Ozzy Osburnes House, hmm...
There's dog turd everywhere
What's this?
There's F****king bubbles in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Ozzy, this isn't fair
What's this?
Sharon! What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
My Daughter Kelly singing songs
Sharon! What's this?
The house are lined with
Little doggies laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?
There are Jack throwing knieves here
Instead of throwing fire
They're busy fighting all the time
And absolutely no one's listing
The cats have pissed on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warnth
That's the dogs peeing on my legs
Sharon Oh, look
What's this?
Two old ladies cooking bread, on tv
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Mostly nobody really listing
What's this?
What's this?
In here they've got a little skull, how weired
And who would ever think
And why?
They're scareing all the nabours with all sorts of things
They've thrown a burning log in the window "Thinks"
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
Sharon! What's this?
Oh my, what now?
The Jack and Kelly are asleep
But look, there ment to be at school you see
No chance, no motivation here to scream and scare them
Oe ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dremaland
What's this?
The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around
Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear Loud music in the air
The smell of Cat food and Barretoos
IS absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds
They're eveywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
Thsi empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
Sharon! What is this?
Ozzy Osburnes House, hmm...
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LOL Cause the main character in Nightmare before christmas is jack LOL
yes total funtasitcallly great
*burp*
Groovy baby yeah
Alex you are amazing.....Awesome Parody....Especially since it's a song parody to one of my favorite animated movies. Keep up the good work dude.
holy crap that was sooo funny. i couldnt stop laughing. i love nightmare, and i love the osbournes.
DUDE WTF WERE U THINKING?? U DESTROYED A PERFECTLY GOOD SONG!! NIGHTMARE IS KICK @S$ MOVI EN U WRECKED IT!!! THIS SONG DOESNT EVEN MEET THE PACING AND ITS REALLY NOT THAT FUNNY U REPEATED TONS OF STUFF(IE PEEING)....
Once again , I must comment another Elfman parody...I agree completely with Irish , you took too much of the original concept from the real song , and tried to write a parody of something where the topic is related to Jack's situation.
It was barely Ok.
You're spelling is terrible.
Danny Elfman would be pissed at you for ruining his great song
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