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Song Parodies -> "Sharon Whats This?"

Original Song Title:

"Whats This?"

Original Performer:

Nightmare Before Christmass theme songs

Parody Song Title:

"Sharon Whats This?"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

As Song by Ozzy Osbourne Him Self.
Sharon What's this? What's this?
There's dog turd everywhere
What's this?
There's F****king bubbles in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Ozzy, this isn't fair
What's this?

Sharon! What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
My Daughter Kelly singing songs

Sharon! What's this?
The house are lined with
Little doggies laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?

There are Jack throwing knieves here
Instead of throwing fire
They're busy fighting all the time
And absolutely no one's listing

The cats have pissed on every window
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the warnth
That's the dogs peeing on my legs

Sharon Oh, look
What's this?
Two old ladies cooking bread, on tv
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Mostly nobody really listing
What's this?
What's this?

In here they've got a little skull, how weired
And who would ever think
And why?

They're scareing all the nabours with all sorts of things
They've thrown a burning log in the window "Thinks"
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
Sharon! What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The Jack and Kelly are asleep
But look, there ment to be at school you see
No chance, no motivation here to scream and scare them
Oe ensnare them, only little cozy things
Secure inside their dremaland
What's this?

The monsters are all missing
And the nightmares can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around

Instead of screams, I swear
I can hear Loud music in the air
The smell of Cat food and Barretoos
IS absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're eveywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
Thsi empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
Sharon! What is this?
Ozzy Osburnes House, hmm...

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Ronald - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL Cause the main character in Nightmare before christmas is jack LOL
Doggie Doo - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
yes total funtasitcallly great
Silent Slob - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Elf-ish - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Groovy baby yeah
Jammin' Jeff - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Alex you are amazing.....Awesome Parody....Especially since it's a song parody to one of my favorite animated movies. Keep up the good work dude.
stefanie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
holy crap that was sooo funny. i couldnt stop laughing. i love nightmare, and i love the osbournes.
ashlei STVM IRISH - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris H. - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again , I must comment another Elfman parody...I agree completely with Irish , you took too much of the original concept from the real song , and tried to write a parody of something where the topic is related to Jack's situation.
Hank - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
It was barely Ok. You're spelling is terrible. Danny Elfman would be pissed at you for ruining his great song

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