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Song Parodies -> "Brown Animal"

Original Song Title:

"White Elephant"

Original Performer:

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Animal"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about the brown animal.
The orange bear sits on his porch
With his animal gun and his tears
He'll shoot you for free if you come around here
A protester kneels on the neck of a big time
The statue says "I can't breathe"
The protester says "Now you know how it feels"
And he kicks it into the grass

I am a big great bear with a roar
Riding an enormous scalloped fan
I'm a grass foam woman rising from the spray
And I'm coming to do you harm
With a gun in my pants full of animal tears
And a brown bear on each arm
With my animal gun of tears I'll shoot you all for free
If you even think about coming round here
I'll shoot you in the fucking face
If you think of coming around here

I'm a grass sculpture melting in the sun
I'm a grass sculpture with an animal gun
I'm a grass sculpture made of animal-sized tears
Raining gas and grass upon your heads
The president has called in the Dogs
I've been planning this for years
I'll shoot you in the fucking face
If you think of coming around here
I'll shoot you for just for fun
I'm a statue lying on my side, in the sun
With the memory of an animal
Evaporating before your eyes
And becoming a great blue cloud of wrath
Roaring my salt upon the earth
I will shoot you all for free if you so much as look at me

A time is coming
A time is nigh
For the kingdom
In the sky
Don't ask who
Don't ask why
There's a kingdom in the sky
We're all coming home
For a while
A time is coming
A time is nigh
For the kingdom in the sky
We're all coming home
For a while
A time is coming
A time is nigh
For the kingdom in the sky
We're all coming home
In a while
Well brown bear could be the solution.

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