Epic Rap Battles of History!

Nexstar Media Group!

vs...

Sinclair Broadcast Group!

Begin!

(Nexstar Media Group, represented by Perry Sook)
Well, this was very good
but they want to invest in
money for the stations, but
they wanted to be greatful
for the NewsNation service,
what was Gray thinking?

(Gray Television, represented by Hilton H Howell Jr.)
This was important that
they would pay money
for these various stations!
Miss me yet?

(Nexstar Media Group)
We had to invest in these
costly stations we bought
from Media General and
Tribune Media, and had
to pay money in Scranton
for their whole acquisitions
and fulfill their 39 percent
cap by the FCC in order
to make money to stop
acquiring the stations and
it succeeded!

(Sinclair Broadcast Group, represented by David D. Smith)
It was the worst broadcasting group
that paid money for WJLA, an ABC
station, and anybody had offers but
turned down, and decided that they
would tried to buy Tribune, but they
wanted to get fail! They screwed up
most of the good stations and turn
them into the bad ones, like KBTV
in Beaumont and WJAR in Providence.
But they had one hell and heck of
the deadly group and caught up
by these forfeiture orders for the FCC!

(Nexstar Media Group)
But what about doing The CW!
They got more time for primetime!
But they do invest money in stations
like WTWO in Terre Haute, and
we donated all money to all these Fox
stations, but that is very important!
I'll feared that they would snub them
MyNetworkTV and decided to do it
very good in doing money for these
own stations like KRON in the Bay!

(Tegna coming in, represented by Howard D. Elais)
We screwed up Local 24 News
in Memphis and changed it to ABC 24,
and we also screwed up Local 5 News
in Des Moines and WZDX News in the
Tennessee Valley, and changed it to FOX 54.
But everybody had to screw it all up!

(Nexstar Media Group)
Now we owned these very good
stations resulting from the mergers
of Media General and Tribune Media,
two of the largest broadcasting groups
that had to be combined into these!

(Sinclair Broadcast Group)
We treated politics and we had invested
money into the National Desk, and we
decided to do their must-runs into their
newscasts and decided to put politics
into these newscasts for the stations we own.

(Nexstar Media Group)
Now we have improved FOX 56
in Lexington and CBS 4 in the
Rio Grande Valley, but now that
was very good for all broadcasters.

Who's won?
Who's next?
You decide!

Epic...

(First few notes of a cut of "Aerial" by Stephen Arnold Music play)

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