How does it feel
To treat Wales like you do
But if I played your legs on me and told her who am I
I thought I was mistaken
For the actor Rob Brydon
But I can speak some Welsh
and I am from Swansea

I have to be Welsh
Just like Cerys Matthews
I know she don't bite herself
Or do Hitler salutes
Why am I into Hitler
He was never Welsh
But if I'll kick out the jams
So I find it well buff
To be a Swansea boy
But if TOWIE was all in Welsh
It be The Only Way Is Swansea

Perfection makes me angry
Whilst Swansea makes me proud Proud to be so Welsh
I am an Insomniac
And I have Dookie at home
The way I'll preach in Welsh
it's dreaming of Cerys Matthews However, I ain't true
Neither I am a True Monday