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Song Parodies -> "A Far Angled Scanner"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

National Anthems

Parody Song Title:

"A Far Angled Scanner"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

No way can I see
From my seat in aisle Z
All the players are small
Looks like miniature baseball
No detail this far back
It's a flea circus act
Not just eyesight challenged,
No announcer I'm hearing..
Was that hit a homerun?
Pitcher's pitch, can't see none
Can't make out the score,
Think it's eighty to one..
A seat closer in
Is a seat my mind craves..
Stuffed up here in the dome,
At the home of the Braves

Oh, the next time I come
To this huge stadium
Gonna' bring a spyglass,
And a bullhorn for cheering
Eighty six bucks was paid
When, at home, should've stayed
Cheaper popcorn and beer,
On TV, it's appearing..
Had to duck down my head,
Or I would have been dead
When an airplane flew by
With his landing gear spread..
As a far angled scanner,
I'm ranting my raves..
Stuffed up here in the dome,
At the home of the Braves

(Play ball..)

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Rex - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Never been to Turner Field, but I saw several games at Atlanta Fulton County Stadium. The best one was Crosley Field in Cincinnati where every seat was close in - if I remember correctly, the home run fence was about 30 feet from home plate. :-) Enjoyed this!
Old Man Ribber - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Farsighted parody! Rex - I saw many games at Crosley and agree. Straight away center field was 389 feet, but there was a terrace around the whole outfield. It WAS 366 feet down the right field line...lol! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
You catch the reaf 'flies" up there! LOL Here's $555 for a section 1 ticket...
2Eagle - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
You hit a home run.
Christie Marie M - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on a miniscule parody! Since my eyes are so bad and the fact that I have bad astigmatism, I can relate to that situation. Yeah, the ball game looks like Tinytown from below. What a hilarious parody! Very enjoyable. Take some micro 555's!
Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Man, my keyboard is kaput! i meant to write: You can catch the REAL "flies" up there!
AFW - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex..Actually, I've never been to a big league baseball game or stadium, except via TV...but my imagination has..........and thanks,OMR...live in Ohio, but never been to Cinncy, either.....and thanks, Mark, catch real flies, good one....and thanks, 2Eagle, and Christie M....
Fiddlegirl - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL! Been there, done that, got the nosebleed... ;) About the best that can be said is that if you're on the top row, no one spills beer on you...Loved the lines about the flea circus and the jet plane.
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, I was gonna ask if you were at Spring Training at Disney yesterday, cause I was! I saw the Braves beat the Astros 9-4. So this is the perfect parody for me to read today. 555 home runs
Andria - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job here, AFW... I've never been to any professional sporting event in person except a couple of golf tournaments, but like you, I've always been there in my imagination, and I can relate about overpriced concessions. Last golf tournament I went to, a single 12-ounce can of Miller, Coors or Budweiser was $2.99, and you can get a six-pack for almost the same price at the gas station near my place. :-) 5s.
AFW - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg....good point about beer spilling...and thanks, Phil..no, just getting cabin fever here in Ohio...and thanks, Andria...beer at 2.99 a six had to be quite some time ago...
Francis ScoTT Key - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
That plane you saw was Air Force One (the real one) flying in low for a photo op.,...
TJC - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
A wonderful take--should be the new 'national pastime's' anthem!
Meriadoc - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice title switch!

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