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Song Parodies -> "The Czar Bungled Planner"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

National Anthems

Parody Song Title:

"The Czar Bungled Planner"

Parody Written by:

Francis Scott TEA

The Lyrics

Oh, say, can you see
By one year with no "Right"
Just how badly he's failed
With so-cial-ist-ic dreaming..
All the gripes, bailed out cars,
Wasted stimulus might..
All the damn parts we watched,
Promised change, but none gleaming
Budget zooms high in air
All our pockets are bare,
More goofs are in sight,
Health reform bill's still there..
Each day, from this Czar Bungled Planner,
O'er a land that's not free,
In his reign, we're all slaves

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Francis Scott, you've hit the Key points. Good job. ;D
Patrick - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Three different takes on "The Star Spangled Banner" in one day. And, they're all good.
Barry J. Mitchel - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done (roasting). We must be connected psychically, as I did the same song today (all 4 stanzas). 555
FS TEA - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, Comrades. @Barry, that is strange, one for the Lord, and two for the Right.
Timmy1000 - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
It must be national National Anthem day today - well done.
Christie Marie M - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Francis Scott, I should be treating you to a nice cup of TEA someday! Great write on the National Anthem and imagine singing this at a baseball game as well. In a way those lyrics you wrote is rather true. What Patrick said, 3 different takes on National Anthem. I placed my right hand to my heart while singing this. I hope someone could do a satire using "God Bless America" soon! 555 American Flags waved for this one!
Fiddlegirl - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Sock it to me! ;)
Francis En Wee - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(from the middle)..
Though the Right has, too, erred
And the Dems lost a chair
These so-cia-list slights
Aren't holding much air
But, hey, your Star Spangled Banner
Has humor we crave
For the land of the cheese
And the home of de-praved!!!

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