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Song Parodies -> "Mangle that Spammer"

Original Song Title:

"USA National Antem (Star-Spangle Spammer)"

Original Performer:

National Anthems

Parody Song Title:

"Mangle that Spammer"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

In honor of our nation's holiday, I also decided to parody our national anthem. I really hate getting E-mail spam, don't you?
Oh, say can you see
In my E-mail inbox
That someone has sent me
A whole bunch of stupid spam?

I hope that spineless twerp
Gets eaten by a fox.
If that does not happen,
I hope he chokes on his ham.

Has he spammed Tony Blair?
I’ll give him an evil glare
I’ll prove him all right,
That he’s full of hot air.

I’m gonna mangle that spammer if I get
My hands on him, you see?
It’ll be much worse than debt.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Dylan Baranski - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh no! I messed up the original song title!
Below Average Dave - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
So you parodied the Star Spangled Spammer eh? Just joking, I know you've already noticed, I did that with Careless Whispers (Carless Whispers) . . .anyhow, this one paced well, you just need to work on rhyme scheme a bit buddy. . .it fit ok. . .but it felt a little awkward, but good idea.
Dylan Baranski - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I had to rush it a bit because my mom was taking me to my dad's house. I also wrote another parody in honor of today: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/aneka2.shtml
Agrimorfee - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Mangle that spammer! 554

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