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Song Parodies -> "The Lard Fangled Fannies"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

National Anthem

Parody Song Title:

"The Lard Fangled Fannies"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, say can't they see
All their obesity..
Butts that shamelessly flail
In tight jeans,
So wide, beaming..
Huge broad stripes, and bright blues
Stretch perilously tight
All their wham parts we watch
Slim-Fast should be redeeming..

It's a wonder, I swear
That a sidewalk's still there,
Could park a small car
In hip pockets they wear..
How long must these
Lard Dangled Fannies yet wa-a-ave...
O'er the Land of the Fat..
With the pounds

Overloading the bus
Out for fries and Big Macs
To McDonald's they swarm
Through tight entrances ramming
One, per booth, barely fits
Benches creaking with cracks
Chubby hands feed their face
Slobbering, and food jamming

Makes you just want to scream
For God's Sakes, Cut the cream!
Reduce and repent..
Bring back self-esteem !
Lose that Lard Dangled Fanny
And your life you might sa-a-ve..
Think of mor--tal---ity..
It won't

(Play Swiss Ball !)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 14

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alvin - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
the TRUE national anthem...great job...and multiple verses !
Yoidy - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LLOD! (Laugh Lard Out Loud) Funny! Great ending, too. 555
Dylan Baranski - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this a satire on obese Americans? I'm not sure, but 5-5-5 anyways. Having said that, Rhode Island is supposedly one of the thinnest states, as far as I'm concerned.
John Barry - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Fatbulously funny.
Matthias - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This was phat dawg, America: Represent!
AFW - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all..yes, satire on us..Americans
Cheezmeister - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing's a little off, but hella funny, and extra points for the second verse :) Ain't no problem with being fat, but don't blame it on anybody else and for God's sake, don't flaunt it! *shiver* @ Dylan: If they weren't, they'd find themselves in Connecticut >_>
MrMacphisto - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin's right.. this is really a more accurate anthem for America....
PMS - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I salute you!

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