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Song Parodies -> "Oh Poor Canada"

Original Song Title:

"O Canada"

Original Performer:

National Anthem

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Poor Canada"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Oh poor Canada!
Our northern borderland
That beer you love is a real dud, understand?*
Your maple syrup we despise
And you steal our satellite tv
Mixed with French swine, Oh poor Canada,
Oh he we pity thee
And that flag with hideous maple leaf
Oh poor Canada, thank you for peacekeeping
Oh poor Canada, that's the only thing we ever needed
(From you)

Your lawn mowers suck too!
Labatt Blue or Moosehead (your pick)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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 5   15

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Jonathan Spurlock - February 16, 2018 - Report this comment
LOL, that and (lack of) health care, too! That may be one reason why so few migrate north of the line, but decide to head south--permanently!
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Line 7 should read, Oh how we pity thee... Spellchecker auto miscorrection...
Charles - February 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Very elementary and the usual perfunctory unfunny

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