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Song Parodies -> "Guys and Proggs -- Grand Finale"

Original Song Title:

"Guys and Dolls Grand Finale"

Original Performer:

Nathan Lane

Parody Song Title:

"Guys and Proggs -- Grand Finale"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

As far as I can tell; I'm the first one to parody this song -- probably because my older sister appeared in this musical back in our high school days. So this one goes out to you, Sis
(Spoken)

Nicely, it is too bad that a great Republic like America has to fall for this Hope and Change stuff

That is her weakness, Bennie and we should be tolerant of it, because I am told that it is a worlwide weakness -- LOOK!

(Cue fanfare)

What's happening at Ground Zero? I'll tell you what's happening at Ground Zero.
Talking about reaching out to Muslims and community service and they ain't even commemorating the heroes
THAT's what's happening at Ground Zero

(More fanfare)

What's in the daily news? I'll tell ya what's in the daily news.
Story about Obama kowtowing to Muslims and Marxist dictators whilst giving the shaft to patriots and Christians and Jews
THAT's what's in the daily news

(More fanfare)

What's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all over.
Countries and banks and municipalities going bankrupt which were once all in clover
THAT's what's happening all over

Progressivism's what nipped 'em. And it looks like America's just another victim (YES SIR!)

When you see a twit
Talking all kinds of sh*t
You can bet that this driveler is a progg
When you spot a hack ignoring reason and fact
You can bet that this hack is in the sack for a guy named Barrack
When you meet a crone
With her mouth flecked with foam
With a face that could stop a functioning clock
Call it sad, call it funny
But it's better than even money
That the hag that's berating you is a progg

When you see a punk
Tweeting pics of his junk
Make a bet that this Weiner is a progg
When the Dems pass a stimulus that we can't afford
Make a bet that the Dems are under the sway of a Keynesian fraud
When you find a troll
Being a flaming @sshole
Spewing hate and filth and lunacy over your blog
Call it hell, call it heaven
But it's a probable twelve to seven
That the guys only doing it cause he's a progg

When you see a Green
Flying in a Gulfstream
Chances are that this hypocrite is a progg
When a thug goes to a meeting and pops Gramps in the mug
Who the hell do you think is coming to spring him out of the jug
When an unkempt slob
Who's bereft of a job
Tell you Bush is a fascist, warmongering dog
Call him crazed, call him nutty
Oh, but I'm here to tell ya buddy
That the guy's only spewing it cause he's a prog! .. a prog! .. a prog!
Yeah, the guy's only spewing cause he a PROO-O-O-OG!!

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Porfle Popnecker - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Nicely done.
Callmelennie - July 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Porfle, I get it!! Took me 54 months and 23 days but I finally caught it. A reference to Nicely Nicely Johnson.

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