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Song Parodies -> "Shrimp Lo Mein"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Lorraine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nat Cole
Parody Song Title:
"Shrimp Lo Mein"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Stambo
The Lyrics
I've got a hunch
On some Alka-Seltzer I should munch
'Cause I think I'm gonna blow my lunch
Since I ate that Shrimp Lo Mein
No MSG
That was what the waiter promised me
Now it looks like I'll need surgery
To survive that Shrimp Lo Mein
(bridge)
It had a kind of funny aftertaste
No one there could tell me why
Now each time that I expel my waste
Nothin' seems to come out dry (wo-wo)
(final chorus)
So if again
For some Chinese food I get a yen
I'll make out my will and maybe then
I might order Shrimp Lo Mein
On some Alka-Seltzer I should munch
'Cause I think I'm gonna blow my lunch
Since I ate that Shrimp Lo Mein
No MSG
That was what the waiter promised me
Now it looks like I'll need surgery
To survive that Shrimp Lo Mein
(bridge)
It had a kind of funny aftertaste
No one there could tell me why
Now each time that I expel my waste
Nothin' seems to come out dry (wo-wo)
(final chorus)
So if again
For some Chinese food I get a yen
I'll make out my will and maybe then
I might order Shrimp Lo Mein
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Mainly funny.
Gross, but funny.
See we were both on the oriental trail, today...good job
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