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Song Parodies -> "This Looks Nasty"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Parody Song Title:

"This Looks Nasty"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

This is an ode to the happy hunting ground of the American senior citizen - the buffet-style cafateria.
This looks nasty . . . This looks nasty.
It's too nasty . . . to call it a meal.
And the broccoli . . . hasn't any vegetable appeal.

This smells rotten . . . Oh, so rotten,
And the salad's so old - it draws flies.
Red potatoes - that are blue-er than Iowa skies.

What's that graying drek on the platter there?
What could this mystery meat be?
Doesn't look like ham, doesn't look like lamb,
Doesn't look like beef, Doesn't look like meat!

This looks nasty . . . Really nasty.
You could shingle a roof with the cheese.
Is that yogurt? - I do suspect that somebody sneezed.

Fruit feels plastic - It's bombastic
And the cola's as flat as the plains,
Bread with butter - could be rubber mixed with unknown grains.

See the serving maids with buns in their hair.
What could they be serving to me?
Spooning out the slop - Hear it go ka-plop,
Never mop it up.

But, I'm hungry . . . Oh, so hungry.
Though the pizza is grungy and brown,
I'm too hungry . . .- I'll simply hold my nose, and gulp down

Oh, how merry - dysentery!
And the cook swears it was fresh last fall.
I must hurry- Exuse me while I run to the john. . . . .
(Sorry, but when ya gotta go, rhyming's the least of your worries)

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Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
"What’s that graying drek on the platter there?"

Cool vocabulary - don't hear the word "drek" very often - 555.
John Jenkins - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good metaphors - excellent parody.
Duffy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I may throw up! Good job!
Mari D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I changed my mind about having lunch but laughed!
Adagio - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Bleh (food, not parody...lol) Good job!
mike - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
yes
The Aristocrat - July 11, 2015 - Report this comment
I must say, for accuracy's sake, that I laughed so hard at this one, I ended up spraying my computer screen. After all, as a foodie, I find that most ordinary people actually enjoy worse horrors--italicize actually and worse. Bravo!
Rob Arndt - July 12, 2015 - Report this comment
I grew up largely in the '70s, so before the Buffet phenom my dad used to take us to the Smorgasbord- remember those? Then, the old style cafeteria buffets for $3! My first self-serve Buffet was Chinese. Weird place. You served yourself, but a hostess would bring drinks and scones! My brother and I used to prefer Herfy's or Burger Chef which later became part of Hardee's. Today, it's Hometown or Golden Corral.

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