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"It's Inedible"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

This is a romantic little ballad, best followed by Phil Alexander's classic, "Diarrhoea Streaming." I'm saying, "Honey, this is absolutely the most delicious thing I've ever tasted in my whole entire life!" What I'm thinking is.........
It's inedible
That's what it is
(Plopp, Plopp, Fizz, Fizz.......)

Like some garlic paste that clings to me
This "cuisine" of yours does things to me
Never before
Has my heart burned more

It's inedible
In every way
An incredible
Puree flambe

And my darling, it's regrettable
That one dish so damned inedible
Makes my stomach
So upsettable, too

This is no fun
Look what time it is!
I've got to run!

It's appalling, it's insanity!
What is in this stuff, dead manatee?
I'm 'bout to go
Too late, thar she blows

What you've served me
Sh*t potpourri

Yes, my darling, it's incredible
That I've eaten half a kettle full
Glad my pants are
Wash and wearable too
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 24

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 5   24

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Bob Gomez - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
OOPS. The original song was recorded in 1958 by the unforgettable Nat "King" Cole, and later his daughter Natalie did a posthumous "duet" with him, which was beautifully satirized on Saturday Night Live. But you already knew that. d;:^}
Royce Miller - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it, Bob
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Lovely... beautifully written, and not a weak line in it - well worth the all 5s it's got so far. And thanks for the kind comment about "Diarrhoea Streaming" - yes, this is a very worthy precursor :-)

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