Song Parodies -> "Allah Loves Me"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Loves Me"

Original Performer:

NA

Parody Song Title:

"Allah Loves Me"

Parody Written by:

Bill Schwan

The Lyrics

Saw a video of Muslim kids being indoctrinated into the memeplex of the religion of peace and wondered what songs these future terrorists would learn in their equivalent of Sunday School. Retooled the ubiquitous Sunday School song Jesus Loves Me for the prepubescent Jihadi crowd. How'd I do?

Allah loves me this I know
For the Koran tells me so.
Blow myself up with a bomb
So I can defend Islam.

Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
The Koran tells me so.

Allah loves me all the way,
When I’m martyred Mom will say,
“I’m so proud my son has died.
Let Allah be glorified.”

Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
The Koran tells me so.

Allah loves me, loves me still
As I strive to do his will.
I will kill the infidel
So his soul can rot in hell.

Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
Yes Allah loves me
The Koran tells me so.

No website, no copyright, just too much time on my hands (obviously)

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Callmelennie - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment

How did you do, Bill? Well, If I may quote Mohammed himself after overseeing the beheading of 700 Arab Jews in Medina in 627 "Not a bad start" ..... But seriously, Bill, the acid test for an Islamic parody is "Will some nameless troll accuse you of being a hate-filled Christofascist Islamophobe because of it?" That's when you'll know you've arrived

Jonathan - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment

this was actually pretty funny I'd like to think Jesus Loves It too! 5's

Nitpicker - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment

Well, technically, for Muslims, it would be Friday School. (That's when they typically go to mosque.)

Head of the Class - October 27, 2014 - Report this comment

Intended or not, there is no equivalency between Allah and Jesus. "Allah" means "God." Jesus, according to the Christian religion, is the son of God; although he said “I and the Father are one,” he was referring to essence -- not identity.

Did the video you saw state that the students were being taught to be terrorists, or are you making a sweeping assumption based on a stereotype? I bought a Diet Coke today from a devout Muslim (I've seen him at prayer on the sidewalk near his newspaper stand). Friendly guy. He hasn't beheaded me yet, but one never know -- do one?

Bill Schwan - October 28, 2014 - Report this comment

Head of, they were not being taught to be terrorists (technically) but were being shown cute little cartoon pigs who did nasty things to the Muslim cartoon characters and were later identified as Jews. There were also none-too-veiled references to the US as the great Satan. Growing up with cartoons like this, is it any wonder...?

Gary K. - October 16, 2023 - Report this comment

You did great!

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