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Song Parodies -> "Insane Dave Blaine"

Original Song Title:

"The Rain In Spain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

My Fair Lady

Parody Song Title:

"Insane Dave Blaine"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Magician David Blaine spent seven days underwater in a glass bowl in New York City, and last night attempted to hold his breath for nine minutes and break out of chains...He was pulled from the tank after seven minutes, eight seconds
Famous street magician
Famous street magician
Night and day, big water stay
Poor famous street magician
All week long in the ball
And much interest does attract
Tubes to go, tubes to eat
In this worldwide act

Famous street magician
Famous street magician
Test of bods, against all odds
Poor famous street magician
Eight P.M., ten P.M.
ABC show Monday night
Held his breath, close to death
Then....

Saved the street magician
Saved the street magician
First aid give, help him live
They saved the street magician
Freed from tank, chains that clank
Pounding pounding was his brain
Tried for nine, seven fine
Longer can't remain...

Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !
Don't think he's got it ! Don't think he's got it !
Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !
No way he's got it ! No way he's got it !
But record broke for time in drain..
David Blaine ! David Blaine !
A soggy David Blaine !
Insane ! Insane !

Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !
Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !

In Lincoln Center, New York City
Nine minutes did not happen
But got big cheers from crowds who came !

Just record broke for time in drain..
David Blaine ! David Blaine !
Weak soggy David Blaine !
Ain't proved a Gotham thing !
Insane ! Insane !

Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !
Insane Dave Blaine stays mainly in his chain !

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
he made it about 7 minutes longer than i would have...nice job
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
That blackguard who uses the science of tricks more to hustle and sucker, and it makes us sick. You made it the devilish business of yours to point out he's one of the media whores. You'll grow accustomed to these fives.
Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I know I've heard at least part of the OS, so that was enough to give you 5s, very good. I could never do what he does, mainly because I'm not that crazy or attention hungry.
Rex - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Insane, indeed. But at least he makes good parody fodder. Enjoyed this!
Serafina - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I, too, only know part of the original song...but I trust that the rest of it is well paced. I heard about what he did...and I don't know anyone who, in their right mind, would do anything of that nature. >roll eyes<
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Michael, Stephen, Rex, and Serafina
Johnny D - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for you AFW & O2 for Mr. Blaine.
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny D
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Insane alright - and wrecked his liver in the process - worth it I suppose to miss his goal by 2 minutes - nicely done and great title AFW - 555
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...true, there are lots better ways to ruin a liver
carol - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
this parody took my breath away! 5's
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, carol...good line
Red Ant - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't see the stunt, (though I did see a guy do a 125 ft backlfip over the fountains at Caesar's Palace this week...) but nice work here all the same.
AFW - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, Red
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Only know the chorus, but I think you've got it! Bubbly and breathtaking parody, fives
AFW - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Late thanks, Larry

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