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Song Parodies -> "Rock Howard"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Island"

Original Performer:

Music Man (musical play)

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Howard"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Rock Howard is Geese Howard's son who can fight
Like his dad,showing off what's hot and what's not
That Geese Howard never learned Crack Shot
Now living with Terry Bogard,Rock won't stand a chance
Go! Do Cyclone Sock,do Cyclone Sock,do Cyclone Sock
When he fights a vile man a vile man and mean children
You Rock Howard Howard Howard just party all the time
You're not evil like your dad
There was a man named Kain but that's in another side of southtown
(Rock Howard performs his Deadly Rave Neo,beating up Kain)

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Yet Another Dutchman - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS (sorry, once again), but I DO know Rock Howard. This parody lays down what Rock is all about, and I bet it paces well, too. Rock's intro quote "Genkai made tobasu ze" (I will speed up to my limit) applies to you as well, huh Tokusou?

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