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Song Parodies -> "Iowa Russian'd"

Original Song Title:

"Iowa Stubborn"

Original Performer:

Music Man

Parody Song Title:

"Iowa Russian'd"

Parody Written by:

Poo-Poo Pravda

The Lyrics

It was on caucus day
It was the Iowa fray
The compete crew
Is campaigning one and all
But there's an Iowa net issue
When it comes to vote multitudes
What is it all about?
It's like a maul
Had punched a hole
Right through the vote counting computers' memories
"What is the holdup"? asked the manager guy
They'd been hacked by the Russians
Who were rushin' to croak it
To make the whole thing die
Even worse than the last time
This was of course unwelcome
This effort of Putin
Who wishes us ill
And wants to cause all kinds of hell
He decided to give Iowa a try
Before hitting the country
As one big whole
And go for much bigger computer memories
It's a holdup by the dacha dwelling guy
There'll be more hacks by Russians
Discord, they'll try to stoke it
To complement their spies
Who are here committing crimes
We're not able to skirt
Their intrusions, not yet
They want democracy to die
But some folks here say "Welcome'"!
"Glad to have you with us"!
And then they say like Dan, "Get back Vlad, do it again"!
But a first test is Iowa
Untried Iowa
Get through the mines
Planted once to bring down
Hackers, but hackers win the game
With fakes
First they'll give Iowa a try

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Arch Vile - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Can't wait to see the song explaining how bad New Hampshire messed up for the Democratic candidates in their primary.
2Eagle - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks for bringing back a wonderful memory with your today's version of "Iowa Stubborn" from The Music Man. Burbank High School did a great performance of TMM in 1963.
The 1980s called. - February 15, 2020 - Report this comment
They want their foreign policy back.

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