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Song Parodies -> "My Monster Sandwhich"
Original Song Title:
"Jacob and Sons"
Original Performer:
Musical
Parody Song Title:
"My Monster Sandwhich"
Parody Written by:
Josh 2
The Lyrics
This Kool. cos it's about food
Way way back, a couple of minutes ago
Not long after I became hungry
I made a sandwhich, with all different kinds of cheese
A monster sandwhich containing anchovies
Sandwhich, My monster Sandwhich
With t'mato and lettuce, and mushy peas
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
I filled it with butter and watercress leaves
My sandwhich was the biggest, in the whole of the nation
Thanks to the number of fillings it had
It also contained salami, and honey roast ham
But most of the meat was delicious spam
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
With Veggie oil and some chinese Pekin' Duck
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
A remarkable sandwhich in any cook book
Cheese was the main thing in this lovely sandwhich
With With Anchovies and butter next in line
Watercress n mushy peas with vegetable oil
Ham, Spam n S'lami takes the total to nine
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
Pekin' duck and oil, were both in this big 'un
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
I gobbeled it up, it was soon all gone
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, Sandwhich, Sandwhich
My Monster Sandwhich
Not long after I became hungry
I made a sandwhich, with all different kinds of cheese
A monster sandwhich containing anchovies
Sandwhich, My monster Sandwhich
With t'mato and lettuce, and mushy peas
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
I filled it with butter and watercress leaves
My sandwhich was the biggest, in the whole of the nation
Thanks to the number of fillings it had
It also contained salami, and honey roast ham
But most of the meat was delicious spam
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
With Veggie oil and some chinese Pekin' Duck
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
A remarkable sandwhich in any cook book
Cheese was the main thing in this lovely sandwhich
With With Anchovies and butter next in line
Watercress n mushy peas with vegetable oil
Ham, Spam n S'lami takes the total to nine
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
Pekin' duck and oil, were both in this big 'un
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
I gobbeled it up, it was soon all gone
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, Sandwhich, Sandwhich
My Monster Sandwhich
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM. Hey, rate n comment pls
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4/5/5! This song rocks! You should have put the name of the artist as "Joseph (The Musical)" though.
Hey thanks dude. Thats kool. (did u only like it cos its about food) lol
You spelled Sandwich wrong.. tisk tisk.
Josh 2 - You're welcome! And of course I didn't like it, just because it was about food! I liked it because of the wisdom, the poetry, the... OK, I liked it because it was about food. :-)
Spelling Police - But what if he comes from a culture where things are spelled wrong, huh, HUH!?!? What are you, like, racist or something?? Just kidding!
Spelling Police - But what if he comes from a culture where things are spelled wrong, huh, HUH!?!? What are you, like, racist or something?? Just kidding!
Damn. I knew I spelt it wrong. But I'm only 13 so what can you expect. anyway, we don't usually write stuff aobut sandwiches in school, so I wouldn't have spelt it often
Er, I learned how to spell sandwich when I was six. Before, I called it sandwitch. Anyway, I'm 12.
Thats nice. But you probly go to a skool where u always rite about them. Anyway, half thinking aobut the song, and half thinking aobut a girl amkes it harder. anyway. were not here for a speelling bee. just rate da dam thing
Actually, I am homeschooled, even though I had six years of private schooling. However, that has nothing to do with it, 'cause I learned how to spell that word and a lot of others by a cool computer game where you have to type what you need to do. Called Hugo. I'm in 7th grade; What about you?
I'm British teen who can't be bothered doing well in scool, cos life's a b*tch n hes depressed n he likes a girl etc etc.
Anyway. i don't really care if you spell or not. This is the internet. I can spell off it, but i cant b bofered speling proply on it. Go and get a life. Break free. Why did you have ot come in and start yacking about the spelling of 1 word in a bad*** song
You know, Josh, I'm going to abstain from this petty argument that you shoved in my face, if that is what you meant to do. I'm not going to "bofer" you, anymore.
Actually, I made a short note of it, then asked what grade you were in. And just because I can spell, doesn't mean I am a nerd or a geek. Even though all of us are geeks, or else we wouldn't be on this site.
WTF?!?!?! are you on. Short Note. Flip. you came out going oh I could spell it when i was 6 n im 12, blah blah blah. Listen, get your rich geek american butt outta here before yu get it kicked out by da Welsh Dude. Bub. Either that or get outta of your gay little earthn try socialising, or no-one will ike yopu ever, cos no-one will no u. Bub. Go to a school instead home-schooling. Now stop iritating the ppl who want to read and comment on my freakin badass parody
13 year old=7th grade. Americans start school at 5 (I think) while English start at 4. And "aobut" "iritating" the "ppl" who want to read and comment? You and Your Worst Nightmare spent most of the comments conversing. Besides, if life's really that much of a bitch and you're depressed (and I know the feeling being a 14 year old British teen and there was this girl etc.) why exactly are you trying to humour others? Anyways, all in all, the parody was good but DKTOS, so 4 on pacing. The rhymes were original in some parts, and helped make a humourous song, so 5 on funny. Then, the comments ruined it. Your ones. Not Nightmares, YOURS. So a 2. No way are you properly depressed. Just looking for attention.
I don't care what kind of comments one posts, the finished product is what matters. i know the song, you paced well on the verses, but the choruses were off. It was a goofy idea that started funny, but you just repeated yourself--I was looking forward to a multitude of sandwich ingredients. The second song in the musical, where they list the colors of Joseph's coat (the title escapes me), might make for a better sandwich ingredient song! 334
lol. but 2 things, we brits start skool at either 4 or 5, w/e our parents choose. and Blethar. NEver and i mean never call me english again. I am welsh, a lil country on the side of england, look it up in a map.
Wait, I remember liking this song before, but ANCHOVIES!?
That's just wrong.
That's just wrong.
But pie rocks, man. And I wouldn't put any anchovies in pie either.
#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
Marshall, if that IS YOUR REAL NAME shut up
Close. My name is Marshal.
#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
Welsh. Sorry. My mistake.
this is one tasty parody its made very hungry! great work !
(decath10) Peking duck and peas...mmmmmm....555
Is there anyway to have previous parody comments removed? I was an ass back then
(DEC10) This isn't bad, Josh...but you've got a whole lot better since you wrote this. Still, 5s for effort
(Decathlon - Event 10) Two songs from 'Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat' in one musical! And I've seen it! Wow!
Anyways, the pacing was a little off, but it's just so random I can't help but love it.
Anyways, the pacing was a little off, but it's just so random I can't help but love it.
I agree with Kristof, this quenches your hunger, but your sandwhiches now are more refreshing
(DEC) Mmmmm ..... this sandwich parody makes me think of a parody of Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat Song": "MAYO! MA-A-A-AY-O!" ;-)
Decathlon...I can't believe we've got two entries from "Joseph!" I'm smiling big time because I love the musical, and also because I thought this was a great idea. Pacing could have been better...but I still had fun with this.
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