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Song Parodies -> "My Monster Sandwhich"

Original Song Title:

"Jacob and Sons"

Original Performer:

Musical

Parody Song Title:

"My Monster Sandwhich"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

This Kool. cos it's about food
Way way back, a couple of minutes ago
Not long after I became hungry
I made a sandwhich, with all different kinds of cheese
A monster sandwhich containing anchovies

Sandwhich, My monster Sandwhich
With t'mato and lettuce, and mushy peas
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
I filled it with butter and watercress leaves

My sandwhich was the biggest, in the whole of the nation
Thanks to the number of fillings it had
It also contained salami, and honey roast ham
But most of the meat was delicious spam

Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
With Veggie oil and some chinese Pekin' Duck
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
A remarkable sandwhich in any cook book

Cheese was the main thing in this lovely sandwhich
With With Anchovies and butter next in line
Watercress n mushy peas with vegetable oil
Ham, Spam n S'lami takes the total to nine
Sandwhich, My monster sandwhich
Pekin' duck and oil, were both in this big 'un
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
I gobbeled it up, it was soon all gone
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, My Monster Sandwhich
Sandwhich, Sandwhich, Sandwhich
My Monster Sandwhich
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM. Hey, rate n comment pls

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Your Worst Nightmare - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
4/5/5! This song rocks! You should have put the name of the artist as "Joseph (The Musical)" though.
Josh 2 - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey thanks dude. Thats kool. (did u only like it cos its about food) lol
Spelling Police - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You spelled Sandwich wrong.. tisk tisk.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Josh 2 - You're welcome! And of course I didn't like it, just because it was about food! I liked it because of the wisdom, the poetry, the... OK, I liked it because it was about food. :-)

Spelling Police - But what if he comes from a culture where things are spelled wrong, huh, HUH!?!? What are you, like, racist or something?? Just kidding!
Josh 2 - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn. I knew I spelt it wrong. But I'm only 13 so what can you expect. anyway, we don't usually write stuff aobut sandwiches in school, so I wouldn't have spelt it often
Your Worst Nightmare - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Er, I learned how to spell sandwich when I was six. Before, I called it sandwitch. Anyway, I'm 12.
Josh 2 - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats nice. But you probly go to a skool where u always rite about them. Anyway, half thinking aobut the song, and half thinking aobut a girl amkes it harder. anyway. were not here for a speelling bee. just rate da dam thing
Your Worst Nightmare - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, I am homeschooled, even though I had six years of private schooling. However, that has nothing to do with it, 'cause I learned how to spell that word and a lot of others by a cool computer game where you have to type what you need to do. Called Hugo. I'm in 7th grade; What about you?
Josh 2 - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm British teen who can't be bothered doing well in scool, cos life's a b*tch n hes depressed n he likes a girl etc etc.
Josh 2 - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyway. i don't really care if you spell or not. This is the internet. I can spell off it, but i cant b bofered speling proply on it. Go and get a life. Break free. Why did you have ot come in and start yacking about the spelling of 1 word in a bad*** song
Your Worst Nightmare - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, Josh, I'm going to abstain from this petty argument that you shoved in my face, if that is what you meant to do. I'm not going to "bofer" you, anymore.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, I made a short note of it, then asked what grade you were in. And just because I can spell, doesn't mean I am a nerd or a geek. Even though all of us are geeks, or else we wouldn't be on this site.
Josh 2 - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
WTF?!?!?! are you on. Short Note. Flip. you came out going oh I could spell it when i was 6 n im 12, blah blah blah. Listen, get your rich geek american butt outta here before yu get it kicked out by da Welsh Dude. Bub. Either that or get outta of your gay little earthn try socialising, or no-one will ike yopu ever, cos no-one will no u. Bub. Go to a school instead home-schooling. Now stop iritating the ppl who want to read and comment on my freakin badass parody
Blethar - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
13 year old=7th grade. Americans start school at 5 (I think) while English start at 4. And "aobut" "iritating" the "ppl" who want to read and comment? You and Your Worst Nightmare spent most of the comments conversing. Besides, if life's really that much of a bitch and you're depressed (and I know the feeling being a 14 year old British teen and there was this girl etc.) why exactly are you trying to humour others? Anyways, all in all, the parody was good but DKTOS, so 4 on pacing. The rhymes were original in some parts, and helped make a humourous song, so 5 on funny. Then, the comments ruined it. Your ones. Not Nightmares, YOURS. So a 2. No way are you properly depressed. Just looking for attention.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't care what kind of comments one posts, the finished product is what matters. i know the song, you paced well on the verses, but the choruses were off. It was a goofy idea that started funny, but you just repeated yourself--I was looking forward to a multitude of sandwich ingredients. The second song in the musical, where they list the colors of Joseph's coat (the title escapes me), might make for a better sandwich ingredient song! 334
Josh 2 - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
lol. but 2 things, we brits start skool at either 4 or 5, w/e our parents choose. and Blethar. NEver and i mean never call me english again. I am welsh, a lil country on the side of england, look it up in a map.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Wait, I remember liking this song before, but ANCHOVIES!?

That's just wrong.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
But pie rocks, man. And I wouldn't put any anchovies in pie either.

#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
Josh 2 - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Marshall, if that IS YOUR REAL NAME shut up
Your Worst Nightmare - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Close. My name is Marshal.

#HAIL TO THE RUBBER BANDS#
Blethar - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Welsh. Sorry. My mistake.
tomario - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
this is one tasty parody its made very hungry! great work !
Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(decath10) Peking duck and peas...mmmmmm....555
Josh 2 - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Is there anyway to have previous parody comments removed? I was an ass back then
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC10) This isn't bad, Josh...but you've got a whole lot better since you wrote this. Still, 5s for effort
bobpiecheese - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 10) Two songs from 'Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat' in one musical! And I've seen it! Wow!

Anyways, the pacing was a little off, but it's just so random I can't help but love it.
Matthias - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof, this quenches your hunger, but your sandwhiches now are more refreshing
Johnny D - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC) Mmmmm ..... this sandwich parody makes me think of a parody of Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat Song": "MAYO! MA-A-A-AY-O!" ;-)
Arwen - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I can't believe we've got two entries from "Joseph!" I'm smiling big time because I love the musical, and also because I thought this was a great idea. Pacing could have been better...but I still had fun with this.

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