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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Dozen Medley (Part 2)"
Original Song Title:
"Various Songs"
Original Performer:
Multiple Artists
Parody Song Title:
"Dirty Dozen Medley (Part 2)"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
Some songs just seem to run on forever. In this busy world we have to find ways to save valuable time. Here is another Listener's Digest condensed library of popular and folk songs.
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza
I'll buy a new one
She handed Charlie a nickle
As the train came rumbling through
On a cold and gray Chicago morning
Another fetus was aborted
In the Ghetto
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
She spit it out
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
If it's cocaine, about 25 years in the slammer
The answers my friend
Are Googled on the net, the answers are Googled on the net
Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Don't you know I hate him, too
Don't think once, you're a dunce
Hey, Mister Tambourine Man
Go play somewhere else
I'm trying to sleep
Are you going away with no word of farewell?
I guess you are
Ruby, please take your love to town
Mama don't allow no parody writin' 'round here
And I always listen to Mama
I'll buy a new one
She handed Charlie a nickle
As the train came rumbling through
On a cold and gray Chicago morning
Another fetus was aborted
In the Ghetto
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
She spit it out
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
If it's cocaine, about 25 years in the slammer
The answers my friend
Are Googled on the net, the answers are Googled on the net
Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Don't you know I hate him, too
Don't think once, you're a dunce
Hey, Mister Tambourine Man
Go play somewhere else
I'm trying to sleep
Are you going away with no word of farewell?
I guess you are
Ruby, please take your love to town
Mama don't allow no parody writin' 'round here
And I always listen to Mama
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Patrick, I think you've got some nice starter lines for some cool full length parodies. The "16 Tons" and "Blowin' in the Wind" lines work well and look like they have great potential. If don't want to work them, let me know.
I was trying to save folks time by changing the stories. I have another "Dirty Dozen Medley" out there. "I Took the Life of Ringo", "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Leave 'em There". If you can use any of the above, go for it.
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