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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Man of Constipation"
Original Song Title:
"I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow"
Original Performer:
Muddy Bottom Boys
Parody Song Title:
"I Am a Man of Constipation"
Parody Written by:
Randy Yearout and M. Olson
The Lyrics
This song was recorded and performed by "The #2 Singer in the Country", with vocal accompaniment by "The Backed Up Singers".Modal Tuning: DADGAD with Capo on 3rd fret
"I am a Man of Constipation"
(In constipation all his days)
I am a man of constipation
I've seen trouble down below
I bid farewell to yonder outhouse
The place I tried and tried to go
(The place he tried and tried to go)
For six long days I've been irregular
No natural movement have I found
For on this throne I sit in shambles
I have no prunes to help me now
(He has no prunes to help him now)
It's fare thee well to my old corncob
This musty crack you'll see no more
For I am bound for sphincter prison
Perhaps someday I'll poop again
(Perhaps someday he'll poop again)
You can bury me under this crapper
For many years I'll fertilize
Then you may burn a match in memory
While I lay here attractin' flies
(While he lays here attractin' flies)
Maybe your friends all think my rear's in danger
My sweet bouquet you'll smell no more
But there is one warning that is given
I think it's best you close that door
(He thinks it's best you close that door)
(In constipation all his days)
I am a man of constipation
I've seen trouble down below
I bid farewell to yonder outhouse
The place I tried and tried to go
(The place he tried and tried to go)
For six long days I've been irregular
No natural movement have I found
For on this throne I sit in shambles
I have no prunes to help me now
(He has no prunes to help him now)
It's fare thee well to my old corncob
This musty crack you'll see no more
For I am bound for sphincter prison
Perhaps someday I'll poop again
(Perhaps someday he'll poop again)
You can bury me under this crapper
For many years I'll fertilize
Then you may burn a match in memory
While I lay here attractin' flies
(While he lays here attractin' flies)
Maybe your friends all think my rear's in danger
My sweet bouquet you'll smell no more
But there is one warning that is given
I think it's best you close that door
(He thinks it's best you close that door)
©2002 Dead Guy Music
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You may be "A Man Of Constipation"....but, you done a good job, here..funny fives
Very funny!! 5's
This boweled me right over.
This one sucks! You don't know anything about the original obviously.
very similar to "noah fentz" version www.noahfentz.com
Similar, but different, as a parody is.
Seems like Tim in a previous comment just may be the actual Man of Constipation you wrote about.....
Verily, a man of constipation IS a man of constant sorrow. You know the old saying, "The regular man sits on a throne that only the constipated man can see."
Well done. Made me laugh
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