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Song Parodies -> "No Hope"

Original Song Title:

"High Hopes"

Original Performer:

Mr. Green Jeans

Parody Song Title:

"No Hope"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kim Jong UN continues down a dangerous path with nukes. US has a contingency plan for invasion!
Un's logic's not sound, despite a million troops on the ground
Nuclear threat is concern, US can take him down

Just what makes that weirdo tyrant
Think he can threaten his neighbors, planet?
Anyone knows that he rants
About war and Hermit Kingdom plans, but

He's got no hope, he's a psycho
He's got warped, high-support, focused on war dopes (to lead)

Got a small stockpile for show
'Stead of lettin' go
Remains defiant
Thinks West invasion is "imminent"

If he makes a bad call, N Korea will fall
56 days to kill Pyongyang, Y'all

Bombers will capital slam
200,000 troops roaming their land
Armor and CAS, bunch of new weapons
His army and SFs would quickly disband

'Cause he has no hope, he's a psycho
He's got Brass, kiss his ass, frightened military chaps (that need to be fed)

Irregulars won't save his land
Fending off starvation
Food drops from Western lands
Will help in overthrowing Kim

He's just a bumbling buffoon
Who lives in a Commie cocoon
The poor N Koreans are surely duped
Supreme Leader doesn't go poop!!!

Reality check!!!

He'll sh-t his pants when he sees B-2s overhead!

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Me Worry? - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
By no stretch of the imagination does this or any of your other submissions measure up to the definition and essence of parody. THE PARODY IS YOU!
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Another reactionary fool. God must love stupid people, He made so many of them ;-)
Patrick - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
I've seen the B-2's at their base in Missouri. In an actual war, by the time you saw or heard one, you'd be dead.
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2016 - Report this comment
B-2 can carry a MOP of 15 tons! It can bomb from any altitude up to 50,000 ft. http://theaviationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/B-2-MOP.jpg

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