-> "No Hope"
Original Song Title:
Mr. Green Jeans
Parody Song Title:
Un's logic's not sound, despite a million troops on the ground
Nuclear threat is concern, US can take him down
Just what makes that weirdo tyrant
Think he can threaten his neighbors, planet?
Anyone knows that he rants
About war and Hermit Kingdom plans, but
He's got no hope, he's a psycho
He's got warped, high-support, focused on war dopes (to lead)
Got a small stockpile for show
'Stead of lettin' go
Thinks West invasion is "imminent"
If he makes a bad call, N Korea will fall
56 days to kill Pyongyang, Y'all
Bombers will capital slam
200,000 troops roaming their land
Armor and CAS, bunch of new weapons
His army and SFs would quickly disband
'Cause he has no hope, he's a psycho
He's got Brass, kiss his ass, frightened military chaps (that need to be fed)
Irregulars won't save his land
Fending off starvation
Food drops from Western lands
Will help in overthrowing Kim
He's just a bumbling buffoon
Who lives in a Commie cocoon
The poor N Koreans are surely duped
Supreme Leader doesn't go poop!!!
He'll sh-t his pants when he sees B-2s overhead!
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