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Song Parodies -> "The Site That Jack Built"
Original Song Title:
"The House That Jack Built"
Original Performer:
Mother Goose Rhyme
Parody Song Title:
"The Site That Jack Built"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Mother Goose always taught the unsavory elements of societal paranoia to the kiddies. Here's a reasonably similar theme I like to call 'Blame the Source'. The fingers all point up the ladder to the top person, just like corporate lawsuits. Of course, the fun is always better when it takes month of troubleshooting an application before you can lay blame to someone or something that is outside your responsibility. Some folks seem to always have that ace up their sleeve when it comes to blaming others.
This is the site that Jack built
This is the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
These are the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the software
that burdened the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the man
that sold the software
that burdened the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
These are the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the software
that burdened the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
This is the man
that sold the software
that burdened the hardware
that scattered the resources
that confused the system
that pushed the byte
that called the stack
that looped the code
that froze the computer
that dropped the carrier
that fried the modem
that crashed the server
that failed the response
that hung up the parameter
that scrambled the java
that rewrote the code
that animated the graphic
that broke the link
that plagued the script
that bugged the user
that visited the site that Jack built
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a clever and fun concept
what a blessing cut-n-paste is, eh Tim? I wasn't sure what to expect but when I cottoned on it was very funny - 555
Great parody, Tim, but where are the mentions of spam? Any website that has forums/messageboards, comment sections and/or e-mail contacts is prone to spam. 5s.
Guess it makes a better recording than a cut-n-paste, eh? hehe Thanks alvin and Stuart.
Unique and funny, Tim. 555
Thanks Rick.
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