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Song Parodies -> "A Hobo In A Deli ( rewrite )"

Original Song Title:

"A Farmer In A Dell"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme

Parody Song Title:

"A Hobo In A Deli ( rewrite )"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Slight rewrite.
A hobo in a deli,
A hobo in a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo in a deli.

A hobo robs a deli,
A hobo robs a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo robs a deli.

A hobo beats a clerk,
A hobo beats a clerk,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo beats a clerk.

A clerk called the cops,
A clerk called the cops,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A clerk called the cops.

The cops brings the guns,
The cops brings the guns,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The cops brings the guns.

The guns fires the bullets,
The guns fires the bullets,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The guns fires the bullets.

The bullets hits a bum,
The bullets hits a bum,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bullets hits a bum.

The bum lays on the ground,
The bum lays on the ground,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bum lays on the ground.

The ground is stained with blood,
The ground is stained with blood,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The ground is stained with blood.

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tomario - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i found it funny because in the uk a bum is your ass which gives your parody a whole new meaning !lol
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC#3) you've got to be kidding me. ::)
Ethan Mawyer - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3A - At least I know the song for this one...
Rex - June 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Interesting concept.
Johnny D - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody's one of those "Things That Make You Go Hmmm ".
Matthias - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
And... Uhm......... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
Red Ant - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Hmmm... I wonder if the Columbine shooters sung something like this when they were 6. I give you credit for telling a story with such a short song.
Stuart McArthur - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) hmm, didn't I see this on CSI one week? - Mad(cap) Max
Arwen - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC--definitely the feel good parody of the month. ; )

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