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Song Parodies -> "Mother Goose-Regoosed"

Original Song Title:

"Various Nursery Rhymes"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Mother Goose-Regoosed"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tinkle, Tinkle in a jar
One you keep inside your car
For when your bladder level's high
And there is no rest stop nearby

Hickory, dickory, dock
Two mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
And the other mouse didn't
Want to get hit, so he ran back down..
Hickory, dickory, dock

Higgledy, piggledy, my pet hen
She lays eggs for gentlemen
Sometimes nine, and sometimes ten
But, how can she know gentlemen get the eggs?
For all she knows, it's Gentle Ben..
Higgledy, piggledy, my pet hen

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both of them were stoned
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And that's why he was de-throned

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep
And don't know where to find them
Old Hobo Sam's out by the dam
He's doin' humps behind them..

Rock-a-bye, baby,
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And you may be charged with
Child endangering and lined up
Against the police station wall..

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
But if that candlestick is lit,
Jack better watch his ass
Or he be scorchin' it..

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "Don't they have
Any damned silverware around here?"

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside here,
And said, "What the Hell
Are curds and whey?"

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
For dogfood 'cause Rover was thin
But, later she bawled,
Cause the "Ol Roy" had been recalled
Rover died and rigor mortis set in

Sing a song of "Sixth Sense"
A little boy asks why?
Why do I see dead guys,
When I close my eye?



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Pacing: 3.6
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Total Votes: 31

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alvin - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
no one is a bigger fan of mother goose parodies then myself...classic stuff here
JP - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant and funny stuff.
Jason - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Very very good indeed. Have you seen my collection of nursury rhymes?
PMS - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Bo Peep was my favorite
Ann Hammond - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You didn't finish Tinkle Tinkle
AFW - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...JP...Jason, yes, checked 'em out, very good job...thanks PMS, and Ann...Actually I just used partials on most of the rhymes...
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the last verse the best, AFW - very funny sub - it's about time these nursery rhymes were dragged into the 21st century - 555
AFW - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, stuart...good to hear from ya'
John Jenkins - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Very entertaining stuff, AFW. In another 10 years, will Jack Horner be eating his Christmas pie with chopsticks (after China takes over the world)?
Madison - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought that it is very ridiculous. Do not use the Lord's name in vain. Seriously you do not have to curse. Jesus loves you.
littleNurseryCakes - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, L 'Air du Farce, ~Duke o'Edge~ this is zany, whacky, a cabo-wabo classic ! Could've refrained from the 'nasty' however . . . .
pegita - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Surely you have a big enough vocabulary that you can skip the cussing.
lilCupCAKES - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir, L'Air de Face, our Mighty Duke 0Edge, this is still good ! and I'm glad to read that this contains No ~ HOP ~ ON ~ POP . . .
jackson - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
wut a fail
Bruno - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
My sense of humour. Especially loved the last verse. Looking forward to the next chapter
Diana - February 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked them very much. They are really funny and awesome!
Nutty Bird - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
PEAS PORAGE HOT PEAS PORAGE COLD,PEASE PORAGE IN THE POT NIN DAYS OLD,I DONT WANT IT HOT I DONT WANT IT COLD I DONT WANT IT WHEN ALL COVERED WITH MOLD
Alpha Skua - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB SHE ALSO HAD A BEAR,I ALWAYS SAW HER LITTLE LAMB BUT I NEVER SAW HER BARE
Cosmic Condor - October 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Q. What do you do when a mouse runs up the clock and gets injured? A.Call the Hickory Dicory Doc
Alpha Skua - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Twinkle Twinkle little Star,how i wonder what you are,are you a star shining light or are you a spy satellite
Storm the Albatross - April 21, 2018 - Report this comment
WEE WILLIE WINKIE RUNS THROUGH THE TOWN,UP STAIRS DOWN STAIRS IN HIS NIGHTGOWN,SOMEONE CALLED THE COPS AND HE WAS ARRESTED,DRANK TOO MUCH ON THE BREATHOLIZER TESTED
Alpha Skua - April 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Have you ever heard Bullwinkles Corner doing spoof of a popular Nursery Rhime
Phoenix Force - August 26, 2018 - Report this comment
ALBERT GORE ALL HOAXES AND LIES,KISSED THE WIFE AND SHE DID FLY,WHEN HIS LAST FILM DID NOT PAY,ALBERT GORE HE RAN AWAY
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - October 08, 2018 - Report this comment
THE NORTH WIND DID BLOW,AND WE HAD MORE SNOW,OH WHERE DID THE ROBIN GO? HE HOPE A AIRLINER GOING SOUTH,WINTER IN FLORIDA, WITH OR WITHOUT

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