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Song Parodies -> "Neurotic Rhymes"

Original Song Title:

"Nursery Rhymes"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Neurotic Rhymes"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

well what can i say...i was testing? please bare with me.
Roar roar Butcher
(Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Roar Roar butcher have ye any meat
Yes sir, yes sir bout 10 feet
Ten pork hips and one horses head
2 Giraffe's innards and rabbit with bread
Roar Roar Butcher have ye any meat,
Yes sir, Yes sir Lion's feet.

:: SLASH!!!::

Pot-strung Purley
(Peter Piper)
Pot-strung Purley picked a pore on Pora's forehead
A pus-filled pudgy pore did pot-strung Purley burst,
If Pot-strung Purley burst a pore on Pora Pillen,
Where'd the juice of Pora Pillen's pus-filled
pock pore go? Huh?

Rock a bye Bosoms
(Rock a bye baby)
Rock a bye bosoms into a bra,
If the wind blows my shawl should shade all
If the latch breaks, and out you are tossed
Then doctor will owe me, insurance costs.

The Iar Liar Spider
(The Itsy Bitsy Spider)
The Iar Liar Spider went out and proclaimed drought,
The spider's saved up water as to survive the drought,
Then rose some clouds and down came acid rain,
And the Iar Liar's torso was all that did remain.

Jaque and Jilh
(Jack and Jill)
Jaque and Jilh went up a hill to poison mean Mum's water
Mom came up and drank a cup and rolled downhill right after.

Little Tom Grew
(Little Boy Blue)
Little Tom Grew, and chafed his cock.
His mom in a brothel, His dad with some whore.
Where is that Tom who gently does sleep?
"He's under the haycock, jerkin deep."
Will you alert him? "Nope no chance;
He's striking positions and this is my chance."

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Kristof Robertson - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved the concept, Francois....some surreal bits in here, but it doesn't quite add up to a whole. It may have helped if you were a little less random, and tightened up the theme a bit. You also occasionally lost the rhyme scheme, which was distracting. Overall, however, not bad. 544
Francois B. - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you for the feedback yeah I notice what you're saying I wrote this a LONG time but yeah i agree.

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