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Song Parodies -> "Boeing Poseidon"

Original Song Title:

"Little Miss Muffet"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Boeing Poseidon"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Chinese getting more aggression with intercepts of US military aircraft operating in their sphere.
Boeing Poseidon* performing ELINT**,
Hainan Island that day
There came a big fighter,
That flew right beside her
Barrel rolled, weapons on display!

Boeing Poseidon performing ELINT,
J-11*** and prey
Airspace became tighter,
An incident nightmare
The Chinese message: stay away****!

[Just glad the spy plane got away]
* Boeing Poseidon= P-8 (military variant of 737-800)
** ELINT= ELectronic signals INTelligence
*** J-11- Chinese version of Su-27 Flanker
**** stay away= from East China Sea Air Defense Identification Zone as well as spying near China

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - August 25, 2014 - Report this comment
no whey! 5's
Rob Arndt - August 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, you always have a witty comment :)

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