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Song Parodies -> "The Cell Phone Song"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Hear What I Hear"

Original Performer:

Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Parody Song Title:

"The Cell Phone Song"

The Lyrics

Said the people at the restaurant
Do you hear what I hear?
At the next table everyone,
Do you hear what I hear?
Some guy is talking on his cell phone,
In a very loud monotone
And his voice is starting to drone.

Said the patrons at the op-er-a
Do you hear what I hear
As the diva begins to sing,
Do you hear what I hear
Not the great soprano I adore,
But the phone of the guy next door,
Ringing to the tune of Star Wars.

Said the people at the grocery store,
Do you hear what I hear,
While we are waiting to check out?
Some lady on a cell phone,
I have never met her, I don't think,
But I've learned her bedroom is pink,
And today she'll visit her shrink.

Said the folks who were getting quite annoyed
By the cell phone users
As they invaded public space,
I have something for you,
It's the last fifty cents I own,
To you these coins I'll gladly loan,
If you'll just go use a pay phone.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

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NYbadAzz - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
It did go alittle bit with the pace so i gave you a 3 on that, but damn it was funny. Wish i had thought of it my self. SO for funny i give you a 5 and overall a 4.
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hold on a second, my cell phone is ringing. Hello? Yeah? You don't say. You don't say. You don't say! (So Mike, who was that?) He didn't say. (So what did he say?) He said, "Good parody!"
Meriadoc - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Use a pay phone? YOU try pulling over in a 10 ton, 30 foot long truck, with 2 workers getting paid by the hours while you try to park! That of course is if you can even FIND a pay phone... ;-)

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