Song Parodies -> "The God is Not Mocked Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lumberjack Song"

Original Performer:

"The God is Not Mocked Song"

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The Lyrics

A group called the Pastafarians have challenged the Massachusetts RMV over driver license photos with religious hats claiming that they worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They were rejected, but sued and won. So they get to wear spaghetti strainers on their heads. They are seeking legal status to form a new religion. I remind them of Gal 6:7 "Do not be deceived, God cannot be mocked." I'm using a real member here.

[Lindsay M]
I'm a lunatic and I'm OK
I mock God all night and all day

[Pastafarians]
Sh's a lunatic and she's OK
She mocks God all night and all day

[Lindsay M]
I worship Spaghetti, The Flying Monster
I go to the RMV
I tried to wear my strainer hat,
but they rejected me!

[Pastafarians]
She worships Spaghetti, The Flying Monster
She goes to the RMV
She tried to wear a strainer hat,
but they rejected she!

She's a lunatic and she's OK
She mocks God all night and all day

[Lindsay M]
I worship Spaghetti, I am a chump
I dispute all Divine interpretation
I put on a head strainer and sued
I won, had a celebration!

[Pastafarians]
She worships Spaghetti, she is a chump
She disputes all Divine interpretation
She put on a head strainer and sued
She won, had a celebration...?

She''s a lunatic and she's OK
She mocks God all night and all day

[Lindsay M]
I worship Spaghetti, I'm a bit crazy,
Just wanna f-ck with the law
I really am an atheist, just like my dear old Ma!!!

[Pastafarians]
She worships Spaghetti, she's a bit... crazy?
Just wants to f-ck... with the law?
She's an atheist... WTF???

Someone get her!!! Get the BIG pot! We'll boil this POS heretic in Pasta Sauce!!!

[Lindsay M]
Aaaaarrrghhh!!!

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