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Song Parodies -> "The Cannibalistic Revenge Song"

Original Song Title:

"Sit on My Face"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"The Cannibalistic Revenge Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You sat on my face
And now my nose is bleeding
I'll sit on your face and slowly suff-o-caaaate you!

I love to see you immobilized
Strapped down and paralyzed
You're going to payyyy!

I'll spray you with mace
And then I'll boil and baste you
A bit of a taste
And then devour you full-yyy

You'd taste divine
With a small squeeze of lime
Then right 'round the bend
Signals will send
And you'll come out
Of the other end!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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MrMacphisto - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Demented... I like it... 5-5-5
Moe - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD you make my panties so wet they dissolved into my body and now I'm sick:( but it's worth it! You should be a songwriter to the stars! All of them, even the ones in Uranus! Haha, of course I know there aren't any stars on Uranus(having been in close vicinity to it). There are stars in your songwriting skills, though, and I can't wait to see you glitter to fame!
DT - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
hehe thanks MsMacphisto and umm thanks Moe. Its not like you havent heard it a bazillion times!

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