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Song Parodies -> "The Cannibalistic Revenge Song"
Original Song Title:
"Sit on My Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Monty Python
Parody Song Title:
"The Cannibalistic Revenge Song"
Parody Written by:
DT
The Lyrics
You sat on my face
And now my nose is bleeding
I'll sit on your face and slowly suff-o-caaaate you!
I love to see you immobilized
Strapped down and paralyzed
You're going to payyyy!
I'll spray you with mace
And then I'll boil and baste you
A bit of a taste
And then devour you full-yyy
You'd taste divine
With a small squeeze of lime
Then right 'round the bend
Signals will send
And you'll come out
Of the other end!
And now my nose is bleeding
I'll sit on your face and slowly suff-o-caaaate you!
I love to see you immobilized
Strapped down and paralyzed
You're going to payyyy!
I'll spray you with mace
And then I'll boil and baste you
A bit of a taste
And then devour you full-yyy
You'd taste divine
With a small squeeze of lime
Then right 'round the bend
Signals will send
And you'll come out
Of the other end!
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Demented... I like it... 5-5-5
OH MY GOD you make my panties so wet they dissolved into my body and now I'm sick:( but it's worth it! You should be a songwriter to the stars! All of them, even the ones in Uranus! Haha, of course I know there aren't any stars on Uranus(having been in close vicinity to it). There are stars in your songwriting skills, though, and I can't wait to see you glitter to fame!
hehe thanks MsMacphisto and umm thanks Moe. Its not like you havent heard it a bazillion times!
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