Song Parodies -> "The Prostitue Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lumberjack Song"

Original Performer:

"The Prostitue Song"

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The Lyrics

If you like THE LUMBERJACK SONG, here's my parody. I don't want to offend people. I've tried my best writting it.

I'm a prostitue and I'm okay
I pimp all night, sleep all day

HUSTLERS: She's a prostitue and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day

I pimp some guys, I've blow my gum
I go to the Golden Bowl
On Fridays I go shopping and have some lemon-pie for coke

HUSTLERS: She pimp some guys, blow her gum
She go to the Golden Bowl
On Friday she go shopping and has some lemon-pie for coke

CHOURS: She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and she sleeps all day

I pimp some guys, I wear a bra
Pantyhose and a skirt
I wished I have been a teacher, just like my dear pops!

HUSTLERS: She pimps some guys, she wears a bra?
Pantyhose...and a skirt?

She's a prostitue, and she's okay
She pimps all night, and sleep all day

(She's) I'm a prostitue and (She's) I'm okay
(She's) I pimp all night, and sleep all day

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Booooo - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Personally, loved it until I read the last verse. "I wish I'd been a teacher just like my dear pops"?!?!? Seriously, it doesn't fit into the rhythym and it's not funny at all. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to make a parody of that song from a girl's perspective or a straight's perspective. Nice try anyways.

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