Just hear those ice cubes chingling,
ching-ting-tingling too
Come to the office party
where we get high together with you,
Observe the boss is drinking
a mix of gin and Yoo-hoo,
Come to the office party
where we get high together with you.

Party up, party up, party up,
get down, For now we can clown,
Not caring of what rumor gets around.
Party up, party up, party up,
it's great, Like having a date,
We're cruising at work like a jerk
as if everyone here were straight.

Our cheeks are nice and rosy
and hot and horny are we
We're dancing close together
with that old queen in leather, Beat Me
Let's toast this night before us
Are you a Taurus, me too
Come to the office party
where we get high together with you.

All the potheads party
back out in the parking lot
Once we all get stoned then we just can't help but to look hot
We'll be saying those things
we tend to say after we've smoked pot,
As the bartender works we watch
his buttocks hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

There's a happy feeling
nothing but free booze can buy,
So why bother with the coffee and the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like one of those new shows
called reality t.v.
These wonderful peeps are the peeps
we're stuck with all through the week.

Just hear those ice cubes chingling,
ching-ting-tingling too
Come to the office party
where we get high together with you,
Observe the boss is drinking
a mix of gin and Yoo-hoo,
Come to the office party
where we get high together with you.