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Song Parodies -> "Clopper Dread"
Original Song Title:
"Mister Ed TV Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Mister Ed TV Show
Parody Song Title:
"Clopper Dread"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Max inspired this. Apparently Bronies that take it a step beyond with sexual fantasies about ponies are called "Cloppers." Sick dudes...
A small horse is a horse, unless of course
A Bronie’s watching MLP of course
That is, of course, unless for worse he’s turned a Clopper instead!
Go right to the source- it’s porn of course
A fantasy that (true) Bronies won’t endorse
Nasty sex-play with a small horse
Is going through Clopper heads!!!
Cloppers love their pony junk and fantasize all day
Don’t take them to a ranch because… into the barn they will stray!!!
A small horse is horse, unless of course
Obsession takes a turn for the worse
Thinking of making-out with a horse?
Beware of this: Dread Clopper heads
SICK!!!
A Bronie’s watching MLP of course
That is, of course, unless for worse he’s turned a Clopper instead!
Go right to the source- it’s porn of course
A fantasy that (true) Bronies won’t endorse
Nasty sex-play with a small horse
Is going through Clopper heads!!!
Cloppers love their pony junk and fantasize all day
Don’t take them to a ranch because… into the barn they will stray!!!
A small horse is horse, unless of course
Obsession takes a turn for the worse
Thinking of making-out with a horse?
Beware of this: Dread Clopper heads
SICK!!!
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Hoof job anyone?
Neigh!
Don't take this parody too seriously- I was just horsing around ;-)
I tried singing along to this but I'm a little horse "rimshot" 5's
Buenos dias amigo!
Could this be where the legend of the centaurs began? Our late, lamented master of the footnote seemed to prefer sheep. At least in a literary sense.
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