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Song Parodies -> "The Story Of The Old Town"

Original Song Title:

"Mash Up"

Original Performer:

Misc

Parody Song Title:

"The Story Of The Old Town"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

Let me tell you how it went down....
You know, the story wasn't true
and the stories that were old in the news
Were too much off the bar of saloon
So you want to know how it went?

They had to break bullets! Bullets!
Now they shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Alright now, they took down the entire town!
Took it down! Now the Sherrif's mad!
He hates this place!
Now he is mad!
Now he is sad!
What happened?
Took the place!
Ruled the signs!
Ran the mile!
Told the law!
Arrested them!
Hold boundaries!
Now they fell!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT!
The sheriff's total mad!
He has no place to play
The old town's out!
The old town's out!
And there'll be no new town!
Cause it, cause it, cause it's out!
Yes it's out! Yes it's out!
Yes it,Yes it, Yes it's out!
Bad luck! Yes it's out!
How much, how much will it take?
Will it take? Will it take?
How much, how much will it take?
How much will it take?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none!
Let's go back to the start!
They had to break bullets! Bullets!
Now they shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Shot, Shot, Shot them in big rounds!
Alright now, they took down the entire town!
Took it down! Now the Sherrif's mad!
He hates this place!
Now he is mad!
Now he is sad!
What happened?
Took the place!
Ruled the signs!
Ran the mile!
Told the law!
Arrested them!
Hold boundaries!
Now they fell!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT!
The sheriff's total mad!
He has no place to play
The old town's out!
The old town's out!
And there'll be no new town!
Cause it, cause it, cause it's out!
Yes it's out! Yes it's out!
Yes it,Yes it, Yes it's out!
Bad luck! Yes it's out!
How much, how much will it take?
Will it take? Will it take?
How much, how much will it take?
How much will it take?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, none!

Yes there really is no town at all!
Yes there really is no town at all!
Now the people would not go all the town up
So they took down the big road!
Cause there really is no town at all!
Yes there really is no town at all!
They're facing financial prepare
So the town can repair
So what will the people think this?
And by the big road, they did not mean the Old Town Road!

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