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Song Parodies -> "Up Your Lazy River"

Original Song Title:

"Up A Lazy River"

Original Performer:

Mills Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Up Your Lazy River"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Up Your Lazy River, by your big ole bun
Your lazy lazy river where there ain't no sun
Finger finds a glove, soon a poke will be
Checkin' prostate troubles, it's proctology..

Up Your Lazy River where the throbbin's wrong
Comes with little warnin'..feel it push along
You squirm up above...hope it ain't gay love
Up Your Lazy River, a crappy place to be
Up Your Lazy River, is he

(Instrument break)

Up Your Lazy River, where no man has gone
Your Lazy Lazy River, and his ring's still on
Archaeology..where no one should dig
Hopin' that's his finger, it feels kinda' big...

Up Your Lazy River where the throbbin's wrong
Might be gettin' horny as he gropes along
You squirm up above...hope it ain't gay love
Up Your Lazy River, a crappy place to be
Up Your Lazy River, is he..




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alvin - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
that's one eerie canal
Fresh Fish - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Been in prison much, have you?
Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
*chuckle*......disgustingly funny rewrite of a VERY old song. Where do ya find 'em, AFW? 555
AFW - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys...oh, and Kristof..where do I find'em?...in my old memory...and also, on the web, of course
AFW - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all....and Kristof...I find 'em in my old memory...and on the web, of course
Dee Range - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Just had a physical last December, and had this exact parody performed on me...by a WOMAN doctor, and Jesus, I think she was taking her hatred of men out on me. Great stuff, AFW. High 5's
Jonathan S. who DKTOS - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny title. The parody itself is a bit more gross than I like, but it conjurs up images (for me) of Boser and Blue's "Working Where The Sun Don't Shine" as heard on the Dr. Deeee-mento Show. ["Hail to the colo-rectal surgeon / misunderstood and much maligned / Slaving away hard every day / Working where the sun don't shine"]

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