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Song Parodies -> "I've Got My Gloves To Keep Me Warm"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mills Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got My Gloves To Keep Me Warm"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This is really an old chestnut...although it was written by Irving Berlin, and is a classic..Also, I guess trading off "Love" for Glove" in here...is becoming somwhat of a cliche'...but sometimes, it seems like the only choice.
There's no hand holding,
And her arms keep folding
This blind date's chock full a' charm..
Ain't no connections...no four alarm,
But, I Got My Gloves To Keep Me Warm

She's cell phone calling,
And just keeps on falling
Asleep, like I'm chloroform...
Or Herman Hick right straight off the farm,
But, I Got My Gloves To Keep Me Warm

She has Filet Mignon,
And I think, "Good Grief!"
She has Filet Mignon,
And I have the beef!

Her house, thank Heaven!
She says, "Goodnight, Kevin
That's nice, but my name is Norm..
I still got the Playboy..back at the dorm
Till then, My Gloves Will Keep Me Warm

She has Filet Mignon
And I say, "Good Grief!"
She has Filet Mignon,
And I got the beef!

Her house, thank Heaven!
She says, "goodnight Kevin"
Real sweet, when my name is Norm
Good thing, the Playboy's back at the dorm
Till then, My Gloves Will Keep Me Warm

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alvin rhodes - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it...5s
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, I've been on dates like this.....5s

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