Munch, little brain-worm
Gobble, gobble
Munch, little brain-worm
Gobble, gobble
Chomp on RFK's gray matter
His downfall couldn't be much sadder

Munch, little brain-worm
Nibble, nibble
Force that man to
Fib bull, fib bull
Make him act just like a dove
While he helps that jerk who shoves

Munch, little brain-worm
Robbie's fire
Turn him into a friend of liars
He used to be a friend of species
Now hangs with Earth enemy creepies

These days it's for Rump he's fightin'
Autocracy he aims to heighten
Yeah, worm, take him low
Do take him low
Munch, little brain-worm, munch

Munch, little brain-worm
Nibble, nibble
Force that man to
Fib bull, fib bull
Keep that jerk talking like a weevil
As he works to promote evil

Kill a bear while driving through the dark
Then drop him off in Central Park
Yeah, worm, take that man so low
Chomp, little brain-worm, chomp

Chomp, little brain-worm
Make Rob a moron
Make him cut a whale with a chainsaw
Then stick the whale-head on his car top
The smell making his kids say "no Pop!"

Make him betray the values he knew
His family, his nation, himself, too
Yeah, worm, take that man so low
Munch, little brain-worm, munch
Munch, little brain-worm, munch
Munch, little brain-worm, munch
Munch, little brain-worm, munch