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Song Parodies -> "Paper Towel"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Doll"

Original Performer:

Mills Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Paper Towel"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I cook here at McDonalds, it's year four
To have to play the towel game makes me sore
Tried to tell the boss,
Words were a loss,
It all goes down the dumpster,
Like the food we toss

I'll tell ya' guys it's tough to be a chef
Tougher still to need a towel and there's none left
Complaints hit the brick wall
They do no good at all
So, here is what I'm gonna' do....

I'm gonna bring some Paper Towels
That I can call my own
The restroom situation it's bad news..
Seems everytime I'm on the stool
I just find an empty spool
And have to search the trash
For ones to use

So, when I go to work they will be waiting
To keep my own roll hidden is the plan
I'd rather have a Paper Towel
That I can call my own
Than all those wasted crumples
In the can..

Now, when I get to work they will be waiting
I'll keep my own roll hidden, that's the plan
I'd rather have a Paper Towel
That I can call my own
Than have to use the used ones
In the can.....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I have a roll of unused 5s for this, AFW.
Rex - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It's good to see someone addressing this (t)issue. And bonus points for using a Mills Brothers tune.
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
i hear very first job was at mc donald's...5s

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