(VERSE)
I cook here at McDonalds, it's year four
To have to play the towel game makes me sore
Tried to tell the boss,
Words were a loss,
It all goes down the dumpster,
Like the food we toss

I'll tell ya' guys it's tough to be a chef
Tougher still to need a towel and there's none left
Complaints hit the brick wall
They do no good at all
So, here is what I'm gonna' do....

(CHORUS)
I'm gonna bring some Paper Towels
That I can call my own
The restroom situation it's bad news..
Seems everytime I'm on the stool
I just find an empty spool
And have to search the trash
For ones to use

So, when I go to work they will be waiting
To keep my own roll hidden is the plan
I'd rather have a Paper Towel
That I can call my own
Than all those wasted crumples
In the can..

Now, when I get to work they will be waiting
I'll keep my own roll hidden, that's the plan
I'd rather have a Paper Towel
That I can call my own
Than have to use the used ones
In the can.....