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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Kirstie Alley's Not The Gal Ya' Know"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Alley From The Alamo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mills Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Kirstie Alley's Not The Gal Ya' Know"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, Kirstie Alley's Not The Gal Ya' Know
Not that hot bod baby from the old Cheers show
She's packin' poundage on just like a buffalo
Since those good old days gone by

All the people ask, "Hey, Rebecca Howe"
Just how did you get where you are right now?
You never let yourself go...you let yourself go Wow!
As the years went passin' by

She says I'm gonna' flaunt it,
And I ain't lookin' back
Snagged a new show called, "Fat Actress"
So why count the calories, Jack?

Yeah, Kirstie Alley's got a chubby leg
But she recently signed with Jenny Craig
So, fat's where it's at..she doesn't need to beg
Her career is still on high

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alvin rhodes - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
funny as hell...5s
John Barry - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe the excess weight is the result of consumption of too many engrams.
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done...Cheers is still my favorite sitcom of all time, I enjoyed this!
Tim Mayfield - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This one's heavy, 555 lbs.
AFW - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all, appreciate votes and commentary
Adagio - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Cute! DKTOS, but worked with another OS. I watch Cheers reruns every night.
Stuart McArthur - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You never let yourself go...you let yourself go Wow! - and I went Wow when she first appeared on Cheers, with that voice - 555
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I may not be half the man I used to be, but Kirstie Alley is twice the woman she used to be. But then, as Leonard Nimoy told her in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan," nobody's perfect.
Leo Jay - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job!

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