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Song Parodies -> "How About Two?"

Original Song Title:

"How About You?"

Original Performer:

Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"How About Two?"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

I omitted the intro.

I'm glad your boobs are two, that's good to see
One central babaloo terrifies me
Your pair's a perfect set — I can't handle three
Vertical is a fright, I like them left to right,
That's good to see.


I like a testicle, hope you have two
I like to tease until they've turned bright blue
But the third guy, like you, is short
Throw back the shrimp you caught
Into the sea,
Or just keep it only to pee.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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