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Song Parodies -> "Sticky Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey Mouse Club Theme"

Original Performer:

Mickey Mouse Club performers

Parody Song Title:

"Sticky Mouse"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Makes me curse my cursor,
Cuz' it drags and lags so slow
S-T-I-C-K-Y -- M-O-U-S-E !

It's hard to point that arrow
Where I'd like for it to go,
S-T-I-C-K-Y -- M-O-U-S-E !

Sticky Mouse (Lousy Schmuck!)
Sticky Mouse (Lousy Schmuck!)
And so, a brand new one, I'll go and
Buy, buy, buy !

Can't stand this crap, I'll shut his trap
And pitch him, yessiree..
S-T-I-C-K-Y -- M-O-U-S-E !

Now it's time to say goodbye, to that
Old mouse, from me
S-T-I, I-love my new one !
C-K-Y, why? Because I want too !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...cute one
ann Hammond - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Jason - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute indeed.
2Eagle - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Good use for that silly old song.
AFW - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Tim Mayfield - August 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This brings back memories.. Now, all my mouses are optically inclinated so I don't have to degrease 'em. I am eye-ing a nice desktop sized mousepad though. :-)
littleStickyBUNs - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Wash or squash that mouse . . .

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