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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Carcasses"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts"

Original Performer:

Merv Griffin

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Carcasses"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm a collector, rare
A secret I will share
I dig 'em at the cemetery
That one over there..

Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of carcasses
Turn 'em into zombies, doncha' know
Tall ones, small ones, some without any head
They walk kind a' stiff, don't give 'em a whiff
Especially that one, Fred

Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of carcasses
Rotted from their clothes, wear not a stitch
This one was my wife
I slew her with a knife
Caught her at an orgy ball, the unfaithful witch

Swingin' at an orgy ball, the unfaithful witch
Bangin' my friend, Saul, came home with an itch
Bangin' my friend, Saul,
She gave him her all
I avenged that orgy ball, the unfaithful witch

Oh! I love my lovely bunch of carcasses
I'm the master of each one, you know
Train 'em, groom 'em, every lad, every lass
If they say, "Nay" or disobey
I knock 'em on their ass

Yes, I've got a lovely bunch of carcasses
I've had my way with her, that rotten chick
Tho' she's stiff and red
Really good in bed
I just wish she had a head to give me head

Like to prop my carcasses up against the wall
To those who misbehave, I fling a kick
Just received a call
Big deal in the fall,
They'll all be in Tarantino's upcoming flick

They'll all be in Tarantino's upcoming flick
Wants 'em white and pale, and ghostly and sick
Can't wait for the fall
Gonna make a haul
Leasin' 'em all for Tarrentino's upcoming flick

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Jonathan - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
brains... I mean 5's
Lifeliver - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny and sharp as usual, Airfarce. I like the Tarantino refs. I admire his work, but I'd like to publicly challenge him to make a movie with no violence in it; then we might find out just how good a director he is. It can be done, and has been done.
AFW - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan...and LL...true about Quentin, but then I guess, he wouldn't be Tarantino...

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